<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829</id><updated>2012-02-09T17:58:20.687-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Aimless rambling courtesy of yours truly</title><subtitle type='html'>Like Kid Cuisine. Food and fun. All-in-one.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>202</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-5538338219877989906</id><published>2009-12-31T14:37:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-31T14:57:13.801-05:00</updated><title type='text'>There Goes Another One...</title><content type='html'>It's been a minute since I last dropped a blog, so I figured I'd post one for year end.  The first decade in the 21st century is coming to an end.  In a nutshell 2009 was one hell of a roller coaster ride.  Had it's up's and down's, and it's a relief that I can end it on a pretty damn good note.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was able to do a pretty good amount of traveling towards the end of the year, which pretty much made up for the first three quarters of 2009.  It's pretty sad how I classify my year with my quarterly work schedule.  Made some fond memories and unfortunately a couple of bad ones.  But hey, that's just how life is and we all move on.  This year I was able to squeeze my yearly Vegas trip, along with New Orleans (605, I see you!  We there with you in spirit! WHO DAT?), and Miami.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2010 is going to be a monster though.  The current lineup of places we got planned is unreal.  Dominican Republic, Las Vegas, Ibiza, Rio, Chicago, London, Paris, and Rio tentative sked.  Well, I am carrying over 17 days and counting going into next year, so I think it's possible to pull it off. Hahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Until then folks, in about 9 hours and change we'll be hitting up another year.  If you're going to be out, be safe, stay warm, practice safe sex, and have fun.  Life's to short for us not to enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peace out haters!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-J&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-5538338219877989906?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/5538338219877989906/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=5538338219877989906' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5538338219877989906'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5538338219877989906'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2009/12/there-goes-another-one.html' title='There Goes Another One...'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-2775925378543834696</id><published>2009-08-26T00:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-26T00:30:33.218-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Complex Soundboard vol: Jim Jones</title><content type='html'>Ohhh mayne, this is great...  Mos def made my week so far.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border="0" width="0" height="0" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyNTEyNjA5NDE2MTcmcHQ9MTI1MTI2MDk*ODg2NSZwPTM3Mjk4MSZkPSZnPTMmbz*4YmFlNmYwMWVlMGM*NjFkOTE5NDdiM2Y5NDZhZjRlNSZzPWJsb2dnZXImb2Y9MA==.gif" /&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="600" height="600" id="WFHost"&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="advancedTracking=true&amp;amp;theme=New%20Classic&amp;amp;widgetW=600&amp;amp;widgetH=600&amp;amp;widgetX=0&amp;amp;widgetY=0&amp;amp;stickyType=&amp;amp;WFBtnX=10&amp;amp;WFBtnY=570&amp;amp;defaultPreviewURL=&amp;amp;useFacebookMystuff=false&amp;amp;URL=http%3a%2f%2fcontent.complex.com%2fblogs%2fuploads%2faudio%2f082009%2fsoundboard.swf&amp;amp;symID=ClassicButton&amp;amp;partner=372981&amp;amp;gig_lt=1251260941617&amp;amp;gig_pt=1251260948865&amp;amp;gig_g=3&amp;amp;gig_s=blogger"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://cdn.gigya.com/wildfire/swf/WildfireHost.swf"&gt;&lt;embed name="WFHost" id="WFHost" width="600" height="600" src="http://cdn.gigya.com/wildfire/swf/WildfireHost.swf" flashvars="advancedTracking=true&amp;amp;theme=New%20Classic&amp;amp;widgetW=600&amp;amp;widgetH=600&amp;amp;widgetX=0&amp;amp;widgetY=0&amp;amp;stickyType=&amp;amp;WFBtnX=10&amp;amp;WFBtnY=570&amp;amp;defaultPreviewURL=&amp;amp;useFacebookMystuff=false&amp;amp;URL=http%3a%2f%2fcontent.complex.com%2fblogs%2fuploads%2faudio%2f082009%2fsoundboard.swf&amp;amp;symID=ClassicButton&amp;amp;partner=372981&amp;amp;gig_lt=1251260941617&amp;amp;gig_pt=1251260948865&amp;amp;gig_g=3&amp;amp;gig_s=blogger" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-2775925378543834696?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/2775925378543834696/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=2775925378543834696' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2775925378543834696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2775925378543834696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2009/08/complex-soundboard-vol-jim-jones.html' title='Complex Soundboard vol: Jim Jones'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-8858034537722254823</id><published>2009-06-28T23:57:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-29T00:35:50.634-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Tell Em' Why You Mad Son Vol. Benedict Arnold</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/Skg7_HJBOXI/AAAAAAAAAa8/d8VJrLC3GO4/s1600-h/fab-350.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 183px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/Skg7_HJBOXI/AAAAAAAAAa8/d8VJrLC3GO4/s320/fab-350.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352594112564509042" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The United States had lost a heart breaker this past Sunday in a thriller against Football powerhouse Brazil 3-2 in the Confederation Cup Final.  an early strike by Clint Dempsey and a goal by Lando carried the U.S. after the first half with a 2-0 lead.  Unfortunately, the sporting Gods strike again and continue to make the lives of the trio miserable when Brazil rallied in the second half of regulation scoring three goals, and winning the Cup final 3-2.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But to be honest, I'm not even mad that the U.S. lost.  Disappointed?  Yes.  But I'm a realist.  I was hopeful that U.S. would steal the show.  But I knew the reality of things.  It's good to see that the U.S. is progressing and showing some glimpses of greatness.  Congrats to you gentlemen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What irks me is the lack of support "Americans" show for their country.  I have a friend whom actually cheered for Brazil National team to win this match, and continued to be a dickhead after the Americans lost the match.  Now 99.8% of the time I can give two shits to whatever team anybody cheers for.  I know who my squads are and will show my loyalty until I'm six feet under. (Knicks, Mets, Giants, Arsenal, Rangers, Hofstra, etc.)  And I won't front.  I cheer for other teams to, just as long as they're not playing my team.  As long as they're not facing any of the given teams above, I think it's fair game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But it's different when the competition is brought on to an international stage.  As an American, no matter what it is, basketball, baseball,  soccer, track and field, swimming, professional jerking off, etc., you will always see me showing support for the red, white, and blue.  And it bothers me to see people reap the benefits of being an American and pledging their support to another country.  If you're willingly going to support another country because you "hate" the U.S., say that we suck, etc. go fucking live somewhere else. The athletes are here to bring some pride and glory for our country and the last thing they need is for their own people to be against them. It's basically a slap in the face to your own country when people are out there jeering, calling American athletes failures, etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You might think I'm taking it a bit overboard, and I can relate to those who say they're showing support for their culture/heritage.  Keep in mind folks, I am of Chinese descent, and I am very proud of my hertiage and people.  But then again, I was born  and raised in American born Chinese, and American citizen.  Therefore, my allegiance and support will be for U.S., even if they're facing China PR.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's my little rant for the day.  K-Rod just walked in a fucking run to Mariano Rivera and the Yankees just swept the subway series at Shea.  I'm done for the night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peace out haters.  USA!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Jumpoff J&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-8858034537722254823?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/8858034537722254823/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=8858034537722254823' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8858034537722254823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8858034537722254823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2009/06/tell-em-why-you-mad-son-vol-benedict.html' title='Tell Em&apos; Why You Mad Son Vol. Benedict Arnold'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/Skg7_HJBOXI/AAAAAAAAAa8/d8VJrLC3GO4/s72-c/fab-350.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-4391348867174933264</id><published>2009-06-23T22:23:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T22:25:30.457-04:00</updated><title type='text'>World Of Warcraft: It's not that Serious....</title><content type='html'>Well, for some people it might be....  Why does holmes try to rape himself with the remote?  It's kind of disturbing now that I think about it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nxjlEcL3wBI&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nxjlEcL3wBI&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-4391348867174933264?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/4391348867174933264/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=4391348867174933264' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4391348867174933264'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4391348867174933264'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2009/06/its-not-that-serious.html' title='World Of Warcraft: It&apos;s not that Serious....'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-2952389690509721679</id><published>2009-05-05T23:16:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T23:31:52.268-04:00</updated><title type='text'>A win-win never felt this bad...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SgEBPjT3JSI/AAAAAAAAAa0/2pV9K866MMg/s1600-h/ron-350.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 183px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SgEBPjT3JSI/AAAAAAAAAa0/2pV9K866MMg/s320/ron-350.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332544800471590178" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you're one of the rare few that actually enjoy following football (soccer for you bloody Americans) the second leg of the UEFA Champions League semi-finals started today.  As an Arsenal fan, it was a relief to see that the Gooners were finally making strides to some silverware instead of settling with third or fourth place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then came this afternoon, when fellow Premiership powerhouse Manchester United came to Emirates stadium and laid a beatdown on the Gunners, 3-1 final score.  At least they brought the pain early.  11 minutes into regulation, United scored two early goals, one being a 45-yard BOMB by no other than the beautiful one himself (No homo) Cristiano Ronaldo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not mad though.  I like Manchester United.  Mainly because of Cristiano, but who wouldn't cheer for such a talented player like Cristiano?  Fucking A yo, the Gooners were so close to FINALLY winning some silverware.  That's why it hurts...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Jumpoff J&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-2952389690509721679?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/2952389690509721679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=2952389690509721679' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2952389690509721679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2952389690509721679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2009/05/win-win-never-felt-this-bad.html' title='A win-win never felt this bad...'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SgEBPjT3JSI/AAAAAAAAAa0/2pV9K866MMg/s72-c/ron-350.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-7635404913923780002</id><published>2009-03-02T22:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T22:48:11.095-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Pssshhhh....  No way!</title><content type='html'>Who watches porn on a t.v. nowadays anyway?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="448" height="374"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh6T1PjMgW9aoA0rhV"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh6T1PjMgW9aoA0rhV" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="448" height="374"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-7635404913923780002?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/7635404913923780002/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=7635404913923780002' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7635404913923780002'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7635404913923780002'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2009/03/pssshhhh-no-way.html' title='Pssshhhh....  No way!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-5520490599652337156</id><published>2009-02-28T15:53:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-28T16:16:04.450-05:00</updated><title type='text'>F' YOU SPORTS!</title><content type='html'>As you might know, I am an avid sports fanatic and have a strong loyalty for my teams.  Unfortunately, the teams that I'm a fan of have been nothing but disappointing (with the exception of the G-Men) for twenty three years.  So a couple of friends and I whipped up a new sports blog about the misery of being a sports fans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The blog is not written by your typical fake fan.  We are the tremendous trio.  We are the definition of hooligans.  Die hards.  We bite our tongues for nobody.  We'll tell you what we think and how we see shit.  Best of all, if your having a bad sports day, we probably have it worst.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Give our blog a peek.  Bookmark that shit and keep up with our shananigans!  Peace out haters.  Holla at ya boy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;a style="font-weight: bold;" href="www.efyousports.blogspot.com"&gt;www.efyousports.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-5520490599652337156?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/5520490599652337156/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=5520490599652337156' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5520490599652337156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5520490599652337156'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2009/02/f-you-sports.html' title='F&apos; YOU SPORTS!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-7879059091290237304</id><published>2009-02-16T22:08:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-16T22:12:43.341-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Jollibee</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SZoqmq4fW8I/AAAAAAAAAZ0/itAOP0xNWkQ/s1600-h/3281078400_2ea6d2c3af_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SZoqmq4fW8I/AAAAAAAAAZ0/itAOP0xNWkQ/s400/3281078400_2ea6d2c3af_b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303598355016801218" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So a new Filipino fast-food restaurant opened up in Queens this past weekend and as you can see, it cause quite a ruckus...  My flips def made it serious...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pic courtesy of Purple Face on NT...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-7879059091290237304?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/7879059091290237304/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=7879059091290237304' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7879059091290237304'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7879059091290237304'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2009/02/jollibee.html' title='Jollibee'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SZoqmq4fW8I/AAAAAAAAAZ0/itAOP0xNWkQ/s72-c/3281078400_2ea6d2c3af_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1276741727776701961</id><published>2009-01-20T22:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T22:01:26.983-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Yeeeeeeeeup</title><content type='html'>Gonna prolly start a vlog....  Your boy is getting lazy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1276741727776701961?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1276741727776701961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1276741727776701961' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1276741727776701961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1276741727776701961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2009/01/yeeeeeeeeup.html' title='Yeeeeeeeeup'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1783707024431907197</id><published>2009-01-05T23:02:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T23:11:35.877-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy New Year!</title><content type='html'>It's 2009.   I won't front.  This year's off to a slow fucking start.  But you know what.  Life isn't supposed to be easy.  Fuck who you hate.  Fuck who you love.  Just have fun.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1783707024431907197?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1783707024431907197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1783707024431907197' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1783707024431907197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1783707024431907197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2009/01/happy-new-year.html' title='Happy New Year!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-3769699522249710602</id><published>2008-12-21T14:05:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-21T14:07:35.194-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Gus Johnson Appreciation</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;BAPTISTA WITH THE CAAAAAATTTCHHHH!!!! &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GkiM3tBJVhk&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GkiM3tBJVhk&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gotta love when dude does Knicks games too...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UO1nUfObERw&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UO1nUfObERw&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-3769699522249710602?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/3769699522249710602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=3769699522249710602' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3769699522249710602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3769699522249710602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/12/gus-johnson-appreciation.html' title='Gus Johnson Appreciation'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-6622669119312842382</id><published>2008-12-03T19:39:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-03T19:42:52.817-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Santa's Gmail</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/7409/santafinalfinalkv4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 850px; height: 646px;" src="http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/7409/santafinalfinalkv4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LOL @ Elfbang.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-6622669119312842382?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/6622669119312842382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=6622669119312842382' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6622669119312842382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6622669119312842382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/12/santas-gmail.html' title='Santa&apos;s Gmail'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-6042942503195478885</id><published>2008-12-01T22:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-01T22:35:26.737-05:00</updated><title type='text'>And still got my Nike Boots</title><content type='html'>Long overdue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="448" height="374"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhJ185DQ0bSS0153tH"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhJ185DQ0bSS0153tH" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullscreen="true" width="448" height="374"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-6042942503195478885?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/6042942503195478885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=6042942503195478885' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6042942503195478885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6042942503195478885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/12/and-still-got-my-nike-boots.html' title='And still got my Nike Boots'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-2486765763493788521</id><published>2008-11-30T22:39:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-30T23:45:50.819-05:00</updated><title type='text'>It's a Cold Lonely World</title><content type='html'>So, Thanksgiving day I went to visit my grandma for the first time in almost two years.  To keep a long story short, some family drama breaks out, divides the family, and ends up making seeing/talking to each other that much more difficult.  It didn't hit me until that afternoon when I realized that it's truly a sad lonely world we live in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My brother and I head over to my uncle's crib where she's been living at for the past, 50 years?  I haven't been there in years, but it hadn't changed a bit.  So my uncle accompanies us to see her in the bedroom where she spends where I'd say about twenty-two hours of her day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I walked into the room, a harsh reality hit me folks.  I went to give my grandma a hug.  Instead she resisted, held out her right hand and came at me with a handshake.  I was confused.  My brother was confused since he got the same treatment.  She looks at my uncle and asks "Who are these two tall boys?"  "They're your grand children" he said, telling her our Chinese names.  "Who's kids are they?"  It began to sink in.  She's gone almost 98% senile.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the same woman who accompanied me to my first day of Kindergarten.  The same woman who cut up fruits for me and brought out snacks after I finished my spelling homework.  The same woman who was always over-protective of me both as an adult and child, and gave my bro a beat down if he laid a hand on me when we were kids. (lol sorry Jay)  What is even crazier, is that she didn't even recognize my pops when he came to visit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The memories of her children, grand children, and who knows what else, gone.  Just like that.  It's a bitch what old age can do to you.  It's sad.  The majority of her days she spends in her room.  With the accompany of a bed, a broken drawer, a dusty table with a blanket over it and a dimmed light fixture. I guess I can understand the reasoning of her not leaving the house.  She can barley recognize her own family, yet alone expect her to roam the streets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But yeah folks.  If there's any amends you've gotta make, beefs you need to settle, or need to just say hi to someone you haven't seen in a while.  Take a little time, and go about doing so.  Nobody deserves to go on living life like that.  It's not worth it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sayonara folks!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-2486765763493788521?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/2486765763493788521/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=2486765763493788521' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2486765763493788521'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2486765763493788521'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/11/its-cold-lonely-world.html' title='It&apos;s a Cold Lonely World'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-6339059450988986801</id><published>2008-11-21T20:32:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-21T20:33:29.718-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Knicks</title><content type='html'>I'll post my views on their latest moves later in more detail...  I am just so fucking tired right now.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-6339059450988986801?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/6339059450988986801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=6339059450988986801' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6339059450988986801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6339059450988986801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/11/knicks.html' title='The Knicks'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-3158266798775683589</id><published>2008-11-16T22:43:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-16T23:09:35.601-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Masterful Use of the Free Agent Wire</title><content type='html'>11/9 P.J. Pope (Den - RB) Add Free Agents Tom Cruise Line cigi&lt;br /&gt;11/9 Ryan TorainP (Den - RB) Drop Tom Cruise Line Waivers cigi&lt;br /&gt;11/9 Ryan TorainP (Den - RB) Add Free Agents Tom Cruise Line cigi&lt;br /&gt;11/9 Le'Ron McClainP (Bal - RB) Drop Tom Cruise Line Waivers cigi&lt;br /&gt;11/9 Le'Ron McClainP (Bal - RB) Add Free Agents Tom Cruise Line cigi&lt;br /&gt;11/9 Carson Palmer (Cin - QB) Drop Tom Cruise Line Waivers cigi 7&lt;br /&gt;11/8 Carson Palmer (Cin - QB) Add Free Agents Tom Cruise Line cigi&lt;br /&gt;11/8 Jamaal Charles (KC - RB) Drop Tom Cruise Line Waivers cigi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Background Story: Fantasy football is some serious business man.  So serious that so far this season, we've had money drama, racial epithets, physical threats, and even one GM calling to being in the local authoritahhhh. hahahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this case, the GM for "The Jets Suck" calls out the GM for the "Tom Cruise Line" franchise whom happens to be the league clown/idiot/cry baby/virgin/racist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Either way, this league has been straight up comedy since the start.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm about to lose my game this week, making my team a horrendous 6-5.  Fucking dude I'm facing had Peyton Manning, Addai, Ted fucking Ginn, and DeAngelo Williams.  Talk about epic FAIL.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hahaha oh well...  Peace out haters.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-3158266798775683589?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/3158266798775683589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=3158266798775683589' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3158266798775683589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3158266798775683589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/11/masterful-use-of-free-agent-wire.html' title='Masterful Use of the Free Agent Wire'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-4212104086692383305</id><published>2008-11-10T23:31:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T01:23:05.236-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Withdrawl</title><content type='html'>I haven't wrote anything relevant for a while, and I figured it's time to get in some practice before I lose my touch.  Anyway, a few weeks ago I experienced a rude awakening.  I've decided that I'm going to make an attempt to cut my smoking down to "social smoking" status.  This would mean limiting myself to such activities like heavy drinking.  Hopefully, I'd get around to quitting in general.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My friends and I have assembled a "Redeem Team," in an effort to prove we're not a bunch of "old wash ups."  We're scrimmaging against the "ISS Flight," a bunch of trash-talking and annoying (haha remind you of someone) Chinatown high schoolers and college kids.  It was my first time actually playing ball since the summer, and the first time since I'd say college since I've actually run a full court game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So we're all doing our thing.  10-15 minutes into it, I'm on the court feeling outta breath.  A little dizzy and I start feeling the taste of blood with every breath I took.  I thought to myself, what the fuck this is not good.  I got someone to sub in for me, and while I stood hovering over the sink in the bathroom coughing.  My phlemn was black.  Some pretty nasty stuff man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Being the stubborn dude that I am I said to myself, "Aiite, if I switch from Menthols to Parliment Lights, it should make things better.  It's gotta be the fiberglass," and all sorts of bologna.  Did that, played again two more weeks and like last week I wasn't spitting out ash.  But I felt like I was hit by a fucking Mack truck.  If I wanted to continue rolling with my boys, I'd better take care of this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, the girl that I've been seeing these past couple of months expressed her displeasure for smokers this past weekend.  She let me know the deal and said she "told herself she'd never date a smoker," and that now that she's dating one is something new for her.  Kind of got me thinking at first, because I figured she already knew my deal when we first met. But that's irrelavant. hahaha come to think of it, none of the chicks that I've seen really approved of my vice.  But hey, she's put up with it this long, and hasn't been on my case like some people why not give it a shot for her? I think I owe it to my family, friends, and most importantly myself.  Life is way too short.  I've got too much to live for.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's going to be a long and brutal process lol.  But yeah, I'm going to finally try to fulfill a new years resolution I've had for three years.  Until next time haters, be good and stay safe..  Holla at ya boy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-4212104086692383305?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/4212104086692383305/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=4212104086692383305' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4212104086692383305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4212104086692383305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/11/withdrawl.html' title='Withdrawl'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-5681898757068625042</id><published>2008-11-06T21:04:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-06T21:08:03.776-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You gotta admit....</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/1b3264142045b054c604b4f5150d0cc8485112d4.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 201px; height: 154px;" src="http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/1b3264142045b054c604b4f5150d0cc8485112d4.gif" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As stupid as she may sound, you're going to miss her...  I know I'm not the only one! SNL FTW!~&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably heard that history has been made we've now elected a new president.  Congrats to Obama.  I can only wish him the best of luck...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-5681898757068625042?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/5681898757068625042/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=5681898757068625042' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5681898757068625042'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5681898757068625042'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/11/you-gotta-admit.html' title='You gotta admit....'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-8387991152026691392</id><published>2008-11-02T11:00:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-02T11:06:08.476-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Lebron James &amp; Nicole Scherzinger- After Six</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vx0DP3Xx8wU&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vx0DP3Xx8wU&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's funny is that Nicole's boy toy Hamilton is signed to Reebok. hahaha @ the irony.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Halloween was the jumpoff!  If you weren't out, you seriously missed out.  People these days are just so damn original it's crazy.  My bad to those of you I wasn't able to meet up with.  Unfortunately, I was only able to be at one place at a time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be good folks.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-8387991152026691392?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/8387991152026691392/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=8387991152026691392' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8387991152026691392'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8387991152026691392'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/11/lebron-james-nicole-scherzinger-after.html' title='Lebron James &amp; Nicole Scherzinger- After Six'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-6040241042085764862</id><published>2008-10-24T14:33:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T14:35:31.514-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cristiano vs. Veyron</title><content type='html'>Dos Santos! ^___^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6L148D_E3Jo&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6L148D_E3Jo&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-6040241042085764862?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/6040241042085764862/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=6040241042085764862' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6040241042085764862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6040241042085764862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/10/cristiano-vs-veyron.html' title='Cristiano vs. Veyron'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-6647746341326702297</id><published>2008-10-14T22:41:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-11-02T11:07:53.580-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Leave Nothing</title><content type='html'>I just feel like breaking something after watching this.  It's art baby.  Pure genius.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jlXRengzZoc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jlXRengzZoc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-6647746341326702297?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/6647746341326702297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=6647746341326702297' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6647746341326702297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6647746341326702297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/10/leave-nothing.html' title='Leave Nothing'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-6762866523554485465</id><published>2008-10-01T18:24:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-01T18:24:35.721-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Hunger Pains Are No Joke</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="448" height="374"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhxrXjW5c56aNlMmC1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhxrXjW5c56aNlMmC1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="448" height="374"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-6762866523554485465?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/6762866523554485465/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=6762866523554485465' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6762866523554485465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6762866523554485465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/10/hunger-pains-are-no-joke.html' title='Hunger Pains Are No Joke'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1914866175582163584</id><published>2008-09-14T22:56:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-14T23:03:03.260-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Brutal</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SM3PQhZAbVI/AAAAAAAAASM/nxnF8rSuU9c/s1600-h/n26301418_32650217_7242.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SM3PQhZAbVI/AAAAAAAAASM/nxnF8rSuU9c/s320/n26301418_32650217_7242.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5246077023704608082" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jacked this from Mike's photo album. This is one of the papers he has to grade for his class.  The following pictures captions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"this is the worst writing i hav yet to get ..&lt;br /&gt;.(this is about welcoming someone)&lt;br /&gt;Welcome to  ..&lt;br /&gt;truck chose and i like to chose a truck.&lt;br /&gt;and i like to chose a very good truck.&lt;br /&gt;and i like very good truck.&lt;br /&gt;and i like truck."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"i made him face the wall fer 15min cause of this ..."&lt;/blockquote&gt;hahahahahahahahahaha &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SMH @ Danny making fun of the kid...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1914866175582163584?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1914866175582163584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1914866175582163584' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1914866175582163584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1914866175582163584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/09/brutal.html' title='Brutal'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SM3PQhZAbVI/AAAAAAAAASM/nxnF8rSuU9c/s72-c/n26301418_32650217_7242.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-5303659091483986251</id><published>2008-09-11T22:49:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-11T23:34:12.131-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fucking Served!</title><content type='html'>So I call conEdison at 10:15 p.m., stay on hold until 10:53 p.m. when an operator finally answers my call.  I have the chick on speaker.  I press the speaker button, "Yes, I have a question in regards to my latest billing."  No answer.  "Hello?"  No answer.  *dial tone*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeppp... conEd's system is updated from 11:00 p.m. until 1:00 a.m.  Therefore, they can't help me until after 1.  Yeppp... What a way to end a shitty day. hahahhaha&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-5303659091483986251?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/5303659091483986251/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=5303659091483986251' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5303659091483986251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5303659091483986251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/09/fucking-served.html' title='Fucking Served!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-4327124996163442979</id><published>2008-09-09T22:37:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-09T22:40:16.295-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Never seen the "Karate Kid"?</title><content type='html'>Here's a five second summary of what went down.  Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cY1HcRoczV4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cY1HcRoczV4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-4327124996163442979?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/4327124996163442979/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=4327124996163442979' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4327124996163442979'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4327124996163442979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/09/never-seen-karate-kid.html' title='Never seen the &quot;Karate Kid&quot;?'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-2012435516511681101</id><published>2008-09-06T20:50:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-06T21:16:36.177-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Rain Makers</title><content type='html'>So, Hurricane Hanna really fucked up my Saturday.  Not only did I get drenched on my way back home @ 2 in the morning, I was basically locked down in my building today since EVERY single time I stepped outside, it would downpour.  The rain God's seriously hate me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thankfully there's college football on.  Maybe the rain will die down soon, so that I can drink away my stress until Monday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A friend of mine decided that he wanted to form a Queens "Redeem Team."  Apparently, the Olympic Gold Medal winning U.S. basketball team has gotten to his head so much, he wants to I guess "feel" the same glory the Olympians did?  Either way, to show how serious and dedicated he is, he created scouting report on PowerPoint.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lucky me!  I was selected (due to the lack of real talent) to join his squad.  Here is his in-depth analysis on my game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" type="disc"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;John Leong&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Hofstra U.    ’07&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;6’1 135    lbs.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Comparables:    Jason Kapono/Mike Dunleavy Jr.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Position:    SG/SF&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Strengths:    Outside presence. Ability to fire in crunch time.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;Liabilities:     Needs to be more aggressive.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Shit, I always thought I had the weapons, arrogant swagger, and terry cloth persona to be compared to Sasha Vujacic.  But I guess the two overpaid white boys listed above will do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l0hhYLa0S-k&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l0hhYLa0S-k&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-2012435516511681101?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/2012435516511681101/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=2012435516511681101' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2012435516511681101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2012435516511681101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/09/rain-makers.html' title='Rain Makers'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-2134176842109040752</id><published>2008-08-25T00:23:00.022-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-25T09:11:04.770-04:00</updated><title type='text'>08-09 FFL Fantasy Football Draft a.k.a Sausage Fest 2008</title><content type='html'>Live from Craigs basement Friday night marked the first ever Live "FFL" fantasy football draft. It consisted of ten General Managers from different franchises spanning throughout the East Coast.  Most of the parties were present at the draft, but two teams were represented via Webcam/Internet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cell phones were ringing, papers were turning, GM's were screaming. It doesn't get more serious/official/sad than this.  Rocafeller only wishes he were here. Instead, he opted to go on a date with a hot chick.  HAH! What a loser.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Draft Lottery&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt; &lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mT1aF_ulqMk"&gt;  &lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mT1aF_ulqMk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;  &lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The "Official" FFL podium&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI3LnORapI/AAAAAAAAARE/h7mPADKQMB8/s1600-h/IMG_0142.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI3LnORapI/AAAAAAAAARE/h7mPADKQMB8/s320/IMG_0142.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238309989232241298" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someone ain't happy with last pick?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI5OuiXjAI/AAAAAAAAARc/WHemYXBNeho/s1600-h/IMG_0158.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI5OuiXjAI/AAAAAAAAARc/WHemYXBNeho/s320/IMG_0158.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238312241758440450" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nice Cp3 jersey Brian.  To bad this was a Football draft.  Someone didn't get the memo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLKuwOWCn-I/AAAAAAAAASE/g5REz10w1cs/s1600-h/IMG_0155.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLKuwOWCn-I/AAAAAAAAASE/g5REz10w1cs/s320/IMG_0155.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238441460092805090" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This kid actually announced his pick for 15 straight rounds........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI5tUcxxvI/AAAAAAAAARk/JDkotdJoHZA/s1600-h/IMG_0159.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI5tUcxxvI/AAAAAAAAARk/JDkotdJoHZA/s320/IMG_0159.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238312767331616498" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Judging by this picture, are you honestly surprised he picked up the "Chris Brown" sticker, when he wanted to draft Ronnie Brown?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI7a1G2Z5I/AAAAAAAAAR8/oj_UNqHLrlQ/s1600-h/IMG_0165.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI7a1G2Z5I/AAAAAAAAAR8/oj_UNqHLrlQ/s320/IMG_0165.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238314648703756178" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Brian with the thumbs up.  James in the background frantically deciding who to 14th pick like it actually mattered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI4YpCymbI/AAAAAAAAARU/JQDetjPnsAI/s1600-h/IMG_0160.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI4YpCymbI/AAAAAAAAARU/JQDetjPnsAI/s320/IMG_0160.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238311312570882482" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt reppin last season's Superbowl Champs.  And yet, he chooses Tom Brady with his first round pick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI6QZNXO2I/AAAAAAAAARs/VztK4q6QuWM/s1600-h/IMG_0157.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI6QZNXO2I/AAAAAAAAARs/VztK4q6QuWM/s320/IMG_0157.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238313369904560994" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Final product.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI6yPiEHrI/AAAAAAAAAR0/EXJ0itd--_Q/s1600-h/IMG_0164.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI6yPiEHrI/AAAAAAAAAR0/EXJ0itd--_Q/s320/IMG_0164.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238313951422586546" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My team at the end of the night:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Round 1: L. Tomlinson&lt;br /&gt;Round 2: Maurice Jones-Drew&lt;br /&gt;Round 3: Marques "KING" Colston&lt;br /&gt;Round 4: "Fast" Willie" Parker&lt;br /&gt;Round 5: Roy Williams&lt;br /&gt;Round 6: Edgerrin James&lt;br /&gt;Round 7: Laveranues Coles&lt;br /&gt;Round 8: San Diego Chargers Defense (Yes, I fucked that one up)&lt;br /&gt;Round 9: Donovan McNabb&lt;br /&gt;Round 10: Kevin Smith&lt;br /&gt;Round 11: Ahman Green&lt;br /&gt;Round 12: Kevin "Slim Thug the" Boss&lt;br /&gt;Round 13: John Kitna&lt;br /&gt;Round 14: Vincent Jackson&lt;br /&gt;Round 15: Stephen Gostkowski&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-2134176842109040752?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/2134176842109040752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=2134176842109040752' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2134176842109040752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2134176842109040752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/08/08-09-ffl-fantasy-football-draft-aka.html' title='08-09 FFL Fantasy Football Draft a.k.a Sausage Fest 2008'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SLI3LnORapI/AAAAAAAAARE/h7mPADKQMB8/s72-c/IMG_0142.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-7809352202368725575</id><published>2008-08-18T21:55:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-18T22:00:25.426-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Does anybody else find this sad?</title><content type='html'>Call me a hater.  I know I suck at this game.  But come on now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;16-year-old drops out of school to play Guitar Hero&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:29PM EDT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Regular readers know that I love video games as much as the next guy. In fact, my right ankle is still sore from drumming my way through a marathon Rock Band session last night (who knew calibrating the TV would make such a difference!?), and I'm always looking for the latest titles to pop into my Xbox.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But how much gaming is too much? For North Carolina native Blake Peebles, there's no such thing. Guitar Hero is his title of choice. "I usually play till I can't anymore," he says, in this profile from the News &amp;amp; Observer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In fact, young Mr. Peebles is dropping out of high school... in order to focus on Guitar Hero full time. Peebles hopes to join the small but growing crew of players looking to make gaming a job. Citing his victories in Guitar Hero tournaments, which include "gift certificates, gaming equipment, and chicken sandwiches," Peebles thinks he has the chops to play competitively and earn actual money in the process. As the story notes, top gamers on the competitive circuit can earn up to $80,000 a year (though $25,000 is more common). Peebles, of course, can count his 52 Chick-fil-A combo meals toward that total.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was at first inclined to disparage the decision by his parents to let Peebles drop out of school, but it seems a little less ridiculous when you delve into the facts. Peebles hahdn't been doing well in school and wasn't liked, and even now he isn't gaming full time. He has a tutor that provides a private education, and his parents say he's doing well with the more focused instruction and that their son now even does his homework without complaint. (Presumably he can hit the axe sooner after he's finished his studies.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, I worry that Peebles, who's just 16, may have a tough road ahead trying to break into competitive gaming. The costs of traveling to tournaments alone can totally outstrip earnings, and the amount of training can be grueling. Sponsorships are often a pipe dream. And then there's the issue of games going out of date and being replaced by something new. Traditional athletes never have to worry about, say, distance running being upgraded with a new version, but many games can go out of style, fast. In the end, there's just not much cash there: One gamer, quoted at the end of the linked article, says that in eight years his total earnings are about $25,000 total, and that's including a national championship in Halo 2.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/101746"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-7809352202368725575?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/7809352202368725575/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=7809352202368725575' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7809352202368725575'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7809352202368725575'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/08/does-anybody-else-find-this-sad.html' title='Does anybody else find this sad?'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-8293395366702617306</id><published>2008-08-07T19:28:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-07T19:31:18.592-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ohhhhhh Deeeeee</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SJuFoQ4Jc0I/AAAAAAAAAQ8/bhMGVyagh7w/s1600-h/PEACE.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SJuFoQ4Jc0I/AAAAAAAAAQ8/bhMGVyagh7w/s400/PEACE.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231922318892692290" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-8293395366702617306?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/8293395366702617306/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=8293395366702617306' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8293395366702617306'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8293395366702617306'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/08/ohhhhhh-deeeeee.html' title='Ohhhhhh Deeeeee'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SJuFoQ4Jc0I/AAAAAAAAAQ8/bhMGVyagh7w/s72-c/PEACE.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1131297071065941110</id><published>2008-08-02T22:27:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-02T22:34:09.176-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Still Famous</title><content type='html'>Yes, I know that I've posted this before.  Either I'm to eager for the new college basketball season to start, or I still can't get over the three seconds of fame that I had on national television...  Jerry, Joe, Rory, Scott and I will forever be solidified in Youtube history. LOL!  Holla at ya boy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t0pLCytwRC4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t0pLCytwRC4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1131297071065941110?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1131297071065941110/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1131297071065941110' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1131297071065941110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1131297071065941110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/08/still-famous.html' title='Still Famous'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-824772829186393020</id><published>2008-08-01T23:17:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T23:30:56.507-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Guido Beach</title><content type='html'>Because the "My New Haircut" video is getting old.  Here's to the Oompa Loompa lookin, Puma sweatsuit wearing, juiced up grease clowns broski...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FjLaJO8QEuw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FjLaJO8QEuw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I've got to get rid of this fucking headache...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-824772829186393020?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/824772829186393020/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=824772829186393020' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/824772829186393020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/824772829186393020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/08/guido-beach.html' title='Guido Beach'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-3030328915647639679</id><published>2008-07-31T01:06:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-31T01:09:57.920-04:00</updated><title type='text'>CHAMILLI CHAMILLI CHAMILLI</title><content type='html'>After all, everybody seems to be doing an "A-Milli" freestyle these days.  Koopa goes in and murks this joint.  My second favorite freestyle, next to Fabs.  Check it out!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6r_yP_ImvWA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6r_yP_ImvWA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-3030328915647639679?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/3030328915647639679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=3030328915647639679' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3030328915647639679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3030328915647639679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/07/chamilli-chamilli-chamilli.html' title='CHAMILLI CHAMILLI CHAMILLI'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1571416263543961468</id><published>2008-07-27T23:52:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-27T23:55:15.619-04:00</updated><title type='text'>SPARTAAAAAA!!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3287/2385416157_cc982bb5fe.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3287/2385416157_cc982bb5fe.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out more artwork &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/joefxd/sets/72157604423778692/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1571416263543961468?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1571416263543961468/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1571416263543961468' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1571416263543961468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1571416263543961468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/07/spartaaaaaa.html' title='SPARTAAAAAA!!!!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3287/2385416157_cc982bb5fe_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-3856462535044054406</id><published>2008-07-27T10:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-27T10:46:17.770-04:00</updated><title type='text'>WTF is up with my Gatorade?</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5trBOsRIJFc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5trBOsRIJFc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;javascript:void(0)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-3856462535044054406?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/3856462535044054406/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=3856462535044054406' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3856462535044054406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3856462535044054406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/07/wtf-is-up-with-my-gatorade.html' title='WTF is up with my Gatorade?'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-189489824715287197</id><published>2008-07-26T13:41:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-26T13:48:34.717-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I've got to see "The Dark Knight"</title><content type='html'>ASAP.  Anyone else down for IMAX tomorrow?  Holla at ya boy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-189489824715287197?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/189489824715287197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=189489824715287197' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/189489824715287197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/189489824715287197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/07/ive-got-to-see-dark-knight.html' title='I&apos;ve got to see &quot;The Dark Knight&quot;'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1888043837990140238</id><published>2008-07-22T22:10:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-22T22:12:28.842-04:00</updated><title type='text'>SMH</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5954/6y533aeyw0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5954/6y533aeyw0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1888043837990140238?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1888043837990140238/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1888043837990140238' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1888043837990140238'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1888043837990140238'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/07/smh.html' title='SMH'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-4097799174990057097</id><published>2008-07-17T19:26:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-24T00:07:45.783-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Chase Utley to New York fans....</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cqf2Yg_LF6A&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cqf2Yg_LF6A&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-4097799174990057097?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/4097799174990057097/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=4097799174990057097' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4097799174990057097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4097799174990057097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/07/chase-utley-to-new-york-fans.html' title='Chase Utley to New York fans....'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1553774961938555693</id><published>2008-07-13T15:52:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-13T16:07:04.197-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Done Son!</title><content type='html'>R.I.P. - Air Jordan XI&lt;br /&gt;D.O.B. - 1995&lt;br /&gt;C.O.D. - Kevin Shih (Foot Stomp)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SHpe-cTh0AI/AAAAAAAAAQc/URI6KH5Yv8Q/s1600-h/IMG_0101.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SHpe-cTh0AI/AAAAAAAAAQc/URI6KH5Yv8Q/s320/IMG_0101.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5222591144732512258" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SHpfFhayv1I/AAAAAAAAAQs/t4Z56BfD-_g/s1600-h/IMG_0103.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SHpfFhayv1I/AAAAAAAAAQs/t4Z56BfD-_g/s320/IMG_0103.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5222591266364243794" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SHpfCCXMIUI/AAAAAAAAAQk/bLupz34rvjc/s1600-h/IMG_0102.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SHpfCCXMIUI/AAAAAAAAAQk/bLupz34rvjc/s320/IMG_0102.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5222591206488023362" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1553774961938555693?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1553774961938555693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1553774961938555693' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1553774961938555693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1553774961938555693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/07/done-son.html' title='Done Son!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SHpe-cTh0AI/AAAAAAAAAQc/URI6KH5Yv8Q/s72-c/IMG_0101.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-8589078965349722329</id><published>2008-07-13T00:21:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-13T11:36:33.926-04:00</updated><title type='text'>It's Not that Serious!</title><content type='html'>lol, seriously...  This lady who works in my building starts bugging out because she missed an elevator. (which usually comes every 10 seconds)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lady: These people are so fucking inconsiderate!  Did they not see me running?!&lt;br /&gt;Me:  *shrugs* I guess not...  It's all good though, another will arrive in no time.&lt;br /&gt;Lady: How do you know that?&lt;br /&gt;Me: There are six elevators on this side.  It'll be here soon.&lt;br /&gt;-20 seconds later-&lt;br /&gt;Lady: WHERE IS IT?!&lt;br /&gt;Me: (Elevator arrives) Here we go!&lt;br /&gt;Lady: Damn it! Finally!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Total Elapsed Time: 30 seconds&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That lady's impatience made my day. Hahahaha&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-8589078965349722329?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/8589078965349722329/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=8589078965349722329' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8589078965349722329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8589078965349722329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/07/its-not-that-serious.html' title='It&apos;s Not that Serious!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-4471784444702698685</id><published>2008-07-09T19:18:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-09T19:19:08.784-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Progress</title><content type='html'>I've had only two stoges today.  It's now 7:18 P.M. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who's proud of me?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-4471784444702698685?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/4471784444702698685/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=4471784444702698685' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4471784444702698685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4471784444702698685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/07/progress.html' title='Progress'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-5915041062111047701</id><published>2008-07-01T19:45:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-01T19:46:56.921-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm a Complete Catch!</title><content type='html'>One day, I can only wish to have the same swag as this clown.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTI3NTc5"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTI3NTc5" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=527579"&gt;Douchebag Phone Message&lt;/a&gt; - Watch more &lt;a href="http://www.break.com/"&gt;free videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-5915041062111047701?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/5915041062111047701/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=5915041062111047701' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5915041062111047701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5915041062111047701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/07/im-complete-catch.html' title='I&apos;m a Complete Catch!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-8479633706246442571</id><published>2008-06-30T20:02:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-30T20:08:14.968-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Everyone Runs Faster With a Knife!</title><content type='html'>All this video game talk I've been hearing brings me back to them college days Freshmen year.  Classic shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BOOM HEADSHOT!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TsQFYceNZS8&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TsQFYceNZS8&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-8479633706246442571?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/8479633706246442571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=8479633706246442571' title='47 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8479633706246442571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8479633706246442571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/06/everyone-runs-faster-with-knife.html' title='Everyone Runs Faster With a Knife!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>47</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-2821555010476116781</id><published>2008-06-28T08:23:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-28T08:25:47.330-04:00</updated><title type='text'>DIABLO III</title><content type='html'>Say goodbye to my social life...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/"&gt;http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-2821555010476116781?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/2821555010476116781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=2821555010476116781' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2821555010476116781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2821555010476116781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/06/diablo-iii.html' title='DIABLO III'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-8216533164971076072</id><published>2008-06-25T21:23:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-25T21:40:03.802-04:00</updated><title type='text'>New Acura NSX: Paparazzi Shots</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/06/nsx.fw3.kgp.ed.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/06/nsx.fw3.kgp.ed.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;The spies at KGP Photography have captured the first shots of the next Acura NSX in its prototype form. Gone is the makeshift S2000 bodywork the car has been photographed in before, replaced by what appears to be its true form: a classic, long-hooded sports car profile that is significantly more muscular and aggressive-looking than the &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.autoblog.com/photos/acura-advanced-sports-car-concept/125837/"&gt;Advanced Sports Car Concept&lt;/a&gt;. The camo effectively hides most of the juicy details, particularly up front,. Still, you can make out the three well-defined intake openings there, as well as headlamps that are larger than the slitlike units shown on last year's concept car. In back, stacked square dual exhausts suggest plenty of underhood muscle, which makes sense since a V10 is expected to be nestled under the car's lengthy bonnet. The mule depicted above also suggests a BMW 6-series-like decklid aft of the rear glass, though there's no way of knowing if it incorporates taillamps that run the width of the rear, as we saw on the concept. No matter. It all adds up to something we want to see a &lt;em&gt;lot&lt;/em&gt; more of, and soon.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/06/nsx.wt5.kgp.ed.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/06/nsx.wt5.kgp.ed.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/06/kgp_nsx_autoblog_lo02-copy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/06/kgp_nsx_autoblog_lo02-copy.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/06/nsx.wt2.kgp.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/06/nsx.wt2.kgp.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/06/nsx.wt3.kgp.ed.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/06/nsx.wt3.kgp.ed.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Via &lt;a href="www.autoblog.com"&gt;Autoblog.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow, can't wait for it to finally be unraveled.  Then again, am I the only one who feels this looks like an beefed up 350z?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-8216533164971076072?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/8216533164971076072/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=8216533164971076072' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8216533164971076072'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8216533164971076072'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/06/new-acura-nsx-paparazzi-shots.html' title='New Acura NSX: Paparazzi Shots'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-268229823683016494</id><published>2008-06-13T13:38:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-23T14:45:25.892-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Westside Story Pt. I</title><content type='html'>I believe a one week, three city tour of the West Coast is a little too much, especially if you're looking to "relax" on your vacation.   There is just way too  much fucking moving around, it's  almost impossible to really enjoy your vacation if you've got a flight to catch first thing in the morning, or have to hop into the car for a 3 hour road trip. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since landing in Vegas Tuesday afternoon, I still have not been able to find a decent night's sleep, due to the persistent gambling in Vegas, the grimey hotel sheets in San Diego, and Liquid Cocaine shots in L.A.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm also still having a bit of trouble adjusting to the time zone change here.  I found myself pounding Red Bulls straight up at 9 in the evening last night trying to push myself to stay awake and get rid of the spins that I acquired by sleeping for a total of 30 hours in five days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unfortunately, I've never been a very well documenter for any trip that I have been on, and neglected to take pictures or shoot any video footage.  However, I plan to steal some of Phil's footage that he's recorded for the past couple of days.  It sucks cause last night it was the first time I'd ever seen homeboy get faded and wasn't there to get any of it for all the people back home.  Shame on me...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Lakers have a due or die game tonight in Los Angeles.  I've got a feeling shit will be going down in downtown Los Angeles if the Celtics end up smacking up Kobe and Co. tonight.  Should be interesting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Holla at ya boy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-268229823683016494?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/268229823683016494/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=268229823683016494' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/268229823683016494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/268229823683016494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/06/westside-story-pt-i.html' title='Westside Story Pt. I'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-6104822473458228630</id><published>2008-06-03T19:18:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-03T19:45:40.755-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Nobody's Safe!</title><content type='html'>Got this from the e90post forums.  Apparently, a brand new M3 was parked outside a Walgreens parking lot for three days  before it was finally taken away.  Fucking thieves these days man.  Straight up grimey. =/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess these losers aren't just targeting Ricers and Big Wheels.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SEXWZBz6cXI/AAAAAAAAAP0/PKAPh3S7WYs/s1600-h/m3jacked.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SEXWZBz6cXI/AAAAAAAAAP0/PKAPh3S7WYs/s320/m3jacked.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207804269595095410" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SEXWpNAdQEI/AAAAAAAAAQE/m33PNI8CL2U/s1600-h/m3jacked3.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SEXWpNAdQEI/AAAAAAAAAQE/m33PNI8CL2U/s320/m3jacked3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207804547478405186" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SEXWhf3KCeI/AAAAAAAAAP8/HClzip8NHfA/s1600-h/m3jacked2.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SEXWhf3KCeI/AAAAAAAAAP8/HClzip8NHfA/s320/m3jacked2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207804415100717538" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SEXWxw-r_dI/AAAAAAAAAQM/5wBELsthrWk/s1600-h/m3jacked4.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SEXWxw-r_dI/AAAAAAAAAQM/5wBELsthrWk/s320/m3jacked4.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207804694573612498" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=146885"&gt;http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=146885&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-6104822473458228630?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/6104822473458228630/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=6104822473458228630' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6104822473458228630'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6104822473458228630'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/06/nobodys-safe.html' title='Nobody&apos;s Safe!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SEXWZBz6cXI/AAAAAAAAAP0/PKAPh3S7WYs/s72-c/m3jacked.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-5238268986756568650</id><published>2008-06-01T23:37:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-01T23:37:46.635-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Countdown - 8 Days</title><content type='html'>Till straight up Mayhem!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can't wait!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-5238268986756568650?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/5238268986756568650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=5238268986756568650' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5238268986756568650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5238268986756568650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/06/countdown-8-days.html' title='Countdown - 8 Days'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-375125799399059923</id><published>2008-05-23T22:17:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-23T22:21:26.421-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Kendrick Perkins</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SDd7FMiApbI/AAAAAAAAAPk/uy4KRql9dgU/s1600-h/kendrick_perkins-arton21138-240x240.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SDd7FMiApbI/AAAAAAAAAPk/uy4KRql9dgU/s320/kendrick_perkins-arton21138-240x240.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203763223643334066" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SDd7PMiApcI/AAAAAAAAAPs/cZkxJPU5-hw/s1600-h/ranger-elite.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SDd7PMiApcI/AAAAAAAAAPs/cZkxJPU5-hw/s320/ranger-elite.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203763395442025922" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Terrible pictures.  But if you're familiar with the covenant elite in Halo, the comparison is uncanny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18 days son.  HOLLA!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-375125799399059923?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/375125799399059923/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=375125799399059923' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/375125799399059923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/375125799399059923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/05/kendrick-perkins.html' title='Kendrick Perkins'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/SDd7FMiApbI/AAAAAAAAAPk/uy4KRql9dgU/s72-c/kendrick_perkins-arton21138-240x240.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-3421847139729940515</id><published>2008-05-18T23:53:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-18T23:58:45.284-04:00</updated><title type='text'>El Orfanato</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3173/2372861991_68b72294fd_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3173/2372861991_68b72294fd_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aka The Orphanage.  Probably one of the most scariest movies I've seen in a while.  WOW!  Literally had me rolled up like a little bitch all movie. hahaha  So, if "Untraceable" is all taken out, and you've got nothing better to rent, go see it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Photo courtesy of "prodigal sun" on Flickr.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-3421847139729940515?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/3421847139729940515/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=3421847139729940515' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3421847139729940515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3421847139729940515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/05/el-orfanato.html' title='El Orfanato'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-8783156557614346947</id><published>2008-05-15T22:30:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-15T22:43:50.662-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Passing The Torch</title><content type='html'>I hate the Boston Celtics.  It's no surprise.  But after watching this interview, I couldn't help but push the Celtics up one spot on my list of teams to win the Championship.  Thank Bill Russell for the encouraging, teary-eyed speech.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So here's my current list:&lt;br /&gt;1. Pistons&lt;br /&gt;2. Cavs&lt;br /&gt;3. New Orleans&lt;br /&gt;4. The Lake Show&lt;br /&gt;5. Spurs&lt;br /&gt;6. Celtics&lt;br /&gt;7. Utah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pv6iOi6vSZY&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pv6iOi6vSZY&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-8783156557614346947?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/8783156557614346947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=8783156557614346947' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8783156557614346947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8783156557614346947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/05/passing-thr-torch.html' title='Passing The Torch'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-5200801102566737970</id><published>2008-05-08T00:01:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-08T00:12:24.811-04:00</updated><title type='text'>"Because life ain't about how many breaths you take. It's what you do with those breaths."</title><content type='html'>I think it's about time I take a break from the bickering and bitching.   I'd suggest giving the text a read.  Don't let the amount of words discourage you.  It's worth it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Article:  &lt;a href="http://www.postgazette.com/pg/08125/878966-85.stm"&gt;http://www.postgazette.com/pg/08125/878966-85.stm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;   &lt;div class="story_headline"&gt;     Teen is running out of innings, but the game still isn't over   &lt;/div&gt;    &lt;div class="story_subheadline"&gt;     A TALE OF COURAGE   &lt;/div&gt;    &lt;div class="story_lastupdate"&gt;     Sunday, May 04, 2008   &lt;/div&gt;    &lt;div class="story_byline"&gt;     By Mike White, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette    &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;    &lt;p&gt;The 18-year-old kid dying of cancer gets his wish, a chance to swing a bat maybe one last time in a real baseball game.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;He hasn't played in a few years, but he's called on to pinch-hit. His eyes light up at the first pitch and he puts all of his 5-foot-5, 93-pound frame into one mighty swing, making contact and sending a line drive into right field for a single -- if he can reach first base. The cancer he's been battling for almost two years has spread to his pelvis, making running nearly impossible.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;The kid worries about falling as he hustles down the first-base line. When he gets to the base, he lets out with a yell. "I did it! I did it!"&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;Safe at first with a hit and an RBI, the kid is hugged by a crying first-base coach. The opposing pitcher takes off his glove, starts applauding and his teammates follow suit. The kid's teammates run onto the field to celebrate.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;It sounds like the climax to a heart-tugger movie. But there was no producer or film crew at the game between Freedom and Aliquippa high schools two weeks ago. The scene was as real as the tumors in John Challis' liver and lungs.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;John is a kid with cancer, a senior at Freedom in Beaver County who was told a few weeks ago by doctors that cancer was winning and it was close to the end. The disease that started in his liver was now taking over his lungs.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"They said it could be only two months," he said, fighting back tears.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;He paused before his seemingly never-ending optimism came through again.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"I told my mom I still think I can get two more years."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;But his story isn't about dying. It's about inspiring.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;His story, words, actions, beliefs and courage have become known around Freedom and surrounding areas in Beaver County, bringing people together from other communities and other schools.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;Three weeks ago, Freedom baseball coach Steve Wetzel organized "Walk For A Champion" on Freedom High's school grounds. The purpose of the walk-a-thon was to raise money for one of John's wishes -- a last vacation with his mom, dad and 14-year-old sister, Alexis.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;More than 500 people took part, including baseball teams from eight Beaver County high schools and members of Center High School's football team. John also used to play football at Freedom.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;Mr. Wetzel, who calls the teen his hero, hoped to raise $6,000. That total was easily surpassed "and people are still calling with donations," he said.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;The family has booked a cruise for June.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;div class="story_text_subhead"&gt;     The Challis effect   &lt;/div&gt;    &lt;p&gt;A Beaver County church had planned a fundraiser, but John and his family asked the church instead to conduct the event and give the money to a fifth-grade boy in Beaver County who has a brain tumor.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"His family can use it more than we can," John said. "That's just common sense. Someone does something good for you, then you help someone else."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;Actions and statements like those are what has inspired so many others. All of Aliquippa's baseball players wear John's jersey number "11" on their hats. At the walk-a-thon, Aliquippa star athlete Jonathan Baldwin, a Pitt football recruit, presented him with a ball signed by Pitt players.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;After the walk, John addressed the crowd.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"He spoke from his heart," Mr. Wetzel, the coach, said. "He said, 'I've got two options. I know I'm going to die, so I can either sit at home and feel sorry, or I could spread my message to everybody to live life to the fullest and help those in need.' After hearing that, I don't know if there were many people not crying."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;Last Thursday, Beaver pitcher Manny Cutlip tossed a three-hitter against Freedom as John watched in street clothes. After the game, every Beaver player came up to him and shook his hand. Some hugged him and some said they were praying for him. Manny Cutlip asked Mr. Wetzel if he could go to lunch some time with John. It happened the next day.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"I don't know what to say. I just wanted to get to know him better and see if I could learn anything from him to help me in my life," said the young pitcher, an imposing 6-foot-3, 225-pound standout athlete who will play football at IUP.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;At lunch, he gave John a new football with a handwritten personal message on it. Part of the message read, "You have touched my heart and I will always look up to you as my role model."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;Talk to John and you'll laugh at his sense of humor when he says things such as, "You can't let girls know that you know how to text message because they won't leave you alone."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;But listen to his mature views on life and his philosophies ... and you might cry.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"I used to be afraid, but I'm not afraid of dying now, if that's what you want to know," he said. "Because life ain't about how   many breaths you take. It's what you do with those breaths."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;div class="story_text_subhead"&gt;     Figuring it out   &lt;/div&gt;    &lt;p&gt;It's been almost two years since John found out about his cancer. He knows the date like a birthday. June 23, 2006.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;He discovered only recently that doctors didn't expect him to last through that first summer. "To me, that's already an accomplishment," he said.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;In the first few months after the cancer discovery, John's father, Scott, would get up in the middle of the night, peek into his son's bedroom and see him wide awake, staring at the ceiling.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"He would just be thinking," the elder Challis said. "He's always been one who had to try and find an answer for everything. He wants to figure things out."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;Through his own thoughts and through his deep Catholic beliefs, John believes he has "figured it out." He answers questions with maturity, courage and dignity, traits that have become his trademarks.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;John requested that his mother, Regina, not be interviewed for this story because it will be too hard for her. He talks to his father about what to do after he dies.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"I sit up with him at night until 1 or 2 in the morning," Scott Challis said. "He'll tell me, 'Dad, when I'm gone, you have to   do this or that. You have to watch your weight.' He's worried about my weight. He tells me I have to take care of mom.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"When the doctors told him a few weeks ago about how the cancer was winning, he had a lot of questions about what it was going to be like and about being comfortable. Later on, he broke down with me and you know what he did? He apologized. He was upset because he felt like he was letting everyone down who had been praying for him."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;Scott Challis has found talking about his son makes the situation easier to deal with. But many people like to talk about John. Shawn Lehocky is a senior and one of Freedom's top athletes. For every football and baseball game, he wears a red wrist band with John's No. 11 on it.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"It seems like everyone in this community knows who he is now and he really has brought so many people together," Shawn said. "He's always on my mind. To see him and what he's going through, I don't know if I could act like that. He said some pretty strong words at that walk-a-thon that you don't hear 17- or 18-year-olds say every day."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;John fought back tears a few times during last week's interview.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"Sometimes I cry, but people cry for all different kinds of reasons," he said. "Sometimes I just want to know why, but I think I figured that out. God wanted me to get sick because he knew I was strong enough to handle it. I'm spreading His word and my message. By doing that, I'm doing what God put me here to do.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"It took me about a half year to figure all that out. Now, when I'm able to truly believe it, it makes it easier on me. And when you know other people support what you're thinking, it makes it easier."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;When asked where he gained his wisdom, he answered, "Through cancer."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"They say it takes a special person to realize this kind of stuff," he said. "I don't know if I'm special, but it wasn't hard   for me. It's just my mind-set. A situation is what you make of it. Not what it makes of you."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;He regularly wears his Freedom baseball hat. Under the bill of the cap is his name, plus this line: "COURAGE + BELIEVE = LIFE."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"I guess I can see why people see me as an inspiration," he said. "But why do people think it's so hard to see things the way I do? All I'm doing is making the best of a situation."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;John then raises his voice.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"Why can't people just see the best in things? It gets you so much further in life. It's always negative this and negative that. That's all you see and hear."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;John tries to keep complaining to a minimum, but he acknowledges his moments of crying.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"If I'm mad at anything in this, it's that I'm not going to be able to have a son, I'm not going to be able to get married and have my own house," he said, fighting back tears again. "Those are the things I'm mad about. But not dying."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;div class="story_text_subhead"&gt;     The role of sports   &lt;/div&gt;    &lt;p&gt;John loves sports. He is an avid hunter -- "got three buck and two doe in the last year," he said.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;He played baseball through Pony League and always loved football, despite his small stature. As a sophomore, he started on Freedom's junior varsity team as a slotback and cornerback.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"I was 108 pounds. I had to be the smallest player in the WPIAL," he said with a laugh.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;The cancer forced him to stop playing football as a junior.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"But I will never forget," his father said, "when he first got sick he told me, 'Dad, I have to dress for a football game one more time.' "&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;He got his wish in the final game of his senior season, against Hickory. Coaches let him kick off once. He was supposed to kick and immediately run off the field to avoid danger. Instead, he stayed on the field and got a little excited when the kick returner started heading his way before being tackled.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;Later in the game, the coaches put him in for two plays at receiver. Mr. Wetzel and others who saw the game proudly tell how, on one play, John tried to block a defender, fell down, but got up and pushed another defender.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;Mr. Wetzel said seeing John play in that last football game, doesn't compare to seeing his hit against Aliquippa in that April 14 baseball game. John vividly remembers the details leading up to the hit. When he walked into the batter's box, he saw Aliquippa's catcher wearing a protective mask with the initials "J.C." and the number "11."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"I just looked at him and said, 'Nice mask.' "&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;He then noticed an Aliquippa coach saying something to the pitcher.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"I'm thinking, 'If they're going to walk me or throw easy to me, I don't want it handed to me,' " he said. "But sure enough, he threw me a fastball. That's what made it so good. ... There were only about 20 people there watching, but everyone was cheering."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;Mr. Wetzel said: "We made it to the state [PIAA] playoffs two years ago and I thought that was the best feeling. I got to play in WPIAL championships at Blackhawk as a player. But that day, that hit, that moment ... That was the best feeling I've ever had in sports."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;Six days later, Freedom played a game at PNC Park. John attended the game, but had an IV line in his arm for a treatment he was getting. He took out the IV line and asked Mr. Wetzel if he could pinch-hit again.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"Unbelievable. He told me the doctor said he could take it out for up to seven hours," Mr. Wetzel said. "He told me he just wanted to be a normal kid one more time."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;So Mr. Wetzel let him pinch-hit. This time he struck out.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;They have a unique coach-player relationship. Mr. Wetzel invited John to be part of the team a year ago and John calls the coach one of his best friends. They talk every day, at least on a cell phone, and go to lunch together once a week.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"The kid has changed my life," Mr. Wetzel said. "I cry for him just about every day. I'm 32 and I'm getting married in September. You know what he told me the other day? He told me to save him a seat in the front row of the church, because even if he's not there, he'll be there in spirit.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"He just keeps doing things and saying things that are just unbelievable. I know our team will never forget this season because of Johnny."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;The two want to start a foundation in John's name for young cancer patients.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"Even if [the foundation] is something that can help only one kid or one family, to see people in a different way like I have, it will be worth it," John said. "Maybe it will help younger people who haven't gotten to see the finer things in life that I got to see."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;John plans to attend Freedom's prom May 9 and plans to graduate in June. As John ended this interview, he said he wondered how his story will come out in the newspaper.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p&gt;"When you write this, don't overthink things," he said. "I've learned that. There are a lot of unanswered questions in this world and the reason they're unanswered is because if you think about them too much, you're always going to come up with different answers. So don't confuse yourself and think about this too much."&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;div class="story_end_field"&gt;     Mike White can be reached at &lt;a href="mailto:mwhite@post-gazette.com"&gt;mwhite@post-gazette.com&lt;/a&gt; or 412-263-1975.   &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-5200801102566737970?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/5200801102566737970/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=5200801102566737970' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5200801102566737970'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/5200801102566737970'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/05/because-life-aint-about-how-many.html' title='&quot;Because life ain&apos;t about how many breaths you take. 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A little early, but I don't give a fuck.  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is in the making.&lt;br /&gt;Don't even front,  you know you're going to pay to see this shit, no matter how bad it is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Here's a peek at Brian's (Paul Walker) STI.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/R7pK0dxuXlI/AAAAAAAAAOU/ySL7vexHcKs/s1600-h/IMG_0289.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/R7pK0dxuXlI/AAAAAAAAAOU/ySL7vexHcKs/s320/IMG_0289.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168525787567906386" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/R7pKuNxuXkI/AAAAAAAAAOM/OnEo9qv0cdE/s1600-h/IMG_0287.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/R7pKuNxuXkI/AAAAAAAAAOM/OnEo9qv0cdE/s320/IMG_0287.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168525680193723970" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go 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href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/R6aNlEvAw3I/AAAAAAAAAOE/oG6Vsoaq96Q/s1600-h/743fcc3b082b09b5169f5633d695ec0c-getty-77331464ps065_super_bowl_xl.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/R6aNlEvAw3I/AAAAAAAAAOE/oG6Vsoaq96Q/s320/743fcc3b082b09b5169f5633d695ec0c-getty-77331464ps065_super_bowl_xl.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162969690892452722" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You can't stand in the way of destiny." -David Tyree&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's mothafucking right!  Giants bringing supremacy back to New York!  Storybook ending to an epic game.  Everyone did their thing.  Defense shut down Brady.  Held down Moss, and contained the running game.  Not even their bitch ass short yardage passes could get the job done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eli, unstoppable. Plax stepped it up second half.  Tyree with his amazing acrobatic catches. Slim Thug the Boss with the big play.  "One of the biggest upset in Superbowl history."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who's going to the parade?  Taking one of my personal days for this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Holla at ya boy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rbk.com/us/perfectville/"&gt;http://www.rbk.com/us/perfectville/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1548214257744985895?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1548214257744985895/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1548214257744985895' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1548214257744985895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1548214257744985895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/02/champions-ggggggggggg.html' title='CHAMPIONS : GGGGGGGGGGG-MENNNNNNN!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/R6aNlEvAw3I/AAAAAAAAAOE/oG6Vsoaq96Q/s72-c/743fcc3b082b09b5169f5633d695ec0c-getty-77331464ps065_super_bowl_xl.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-6439169209284979477</id><published>2008-02-02T01:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-02T01:19:15.248-05:00</updated><title type='text'>12 Personalities Guaranteed to Ruin Your Superbowl Party</title><content type='html'>Leave it to these fuckers to ruin the a good time.  Best advice, never allow these tools (especially #11)  to infiltrate your Super Bowl party, or keep them isolated in their own given space. (Away from the group)&lt;br /&gt;---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="style3"&gt;&lt;img style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px;" src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/hasntwatched.jpg" alt="image" align="right" /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Guy Who Hasn't Paid Attention to the NFL in a         Decade&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;          &lt;p class="style1"&gt;He won't be able to get over the fact that the 49ers aren't in it this year and may ask if Reggie White or Walter Payton still play football. If you're bored, it's fun to make football references to him all night so he feels like he is some sort of eunuch-like non-man.&lt;/p&gt;                    &lt;p class="style2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px;" src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/commercials.jpg" alt="image" align="right" /&gt;The Guy Who's in It for the Commercials&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;He won't pay attention to the game, but he'll shoot to the TV like a laser when the commercials come on. He'll spend the first few minutes after each commercial break--important plays or not--analyzing what everyone else just saw, routinely mentioning that "that last ad was pretty good, but not even close to the George Costanza Rold Gold ad in '98 or the P-Diddy Pepsi truck ad in '04." This guy also probably loved the Bud Bowl and will get really quiet and attentive during the ads for E.D. drugs.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;table bgcolor="#333333" border="0" cellpadding="7" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt;   &lt;tbody&gt;     &lt;tr&gt;       &lt;td&gt;         &lt;p class="style1 style2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px;" src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/national_holiday.jpg" alt="image" align="right" /&gt;The "Tomorrow Should Definitely Be a National         Holiday" Guy&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;          &lt;p class="style1"&gt;In this tool's view, a day when everyone's hung-over and unproductive would fit perfectly on the federal holiday ledger between the day in mid-January commemorating civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. and the day in mid-February commemorating Presidents Abraham Lincoln and George Washington.&lt;/p&gt;       &lt;/td&gt;     &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt;    &lt;p class="style2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px;" src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/squarespool.jpg" alt="image" align="right" /&gt;The Guy Who's in a Squares Pool at Work&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;In a squares pool, everyone throws in a buck or two, and a couple people walk away with an extra 50 bucks. It's a friendly way to keep everyone involved, but there will always be one overly intense guy who shows up to your party with his own squares chart from work, where he bought a $250 square and--as he'll be certain to remind you--could win a ton of money if the Pats manage a field goal and a safety, and the Giants get a touchdown and a two-point conversion. You'll be able to spot him as the one furiously shouting, "Why the hell didn't they go for two?" when the Pats score a TD to go up 14-3.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;table bgcolor="#333333" border="0" cellpadding="7" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt;   &lt;tbody&gt;     &lt;tr&gt;       &lt;td&gt;         &lt;p class="style3"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px;" src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/football_pro.jpg" alt="image" align="right" /&gt;The Football Pro Guy&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;          &lt;p class="style1"&gt;Not necessarily a fan of either team, the Football Pro will spend the whole party watching the game on one of the smaller TVs on the fringe, "because I don't want to miss a play and I can't hear the announcers in that other room." He's likely to be a meatier fellow, probably will spend halftime reminiscing about high school football and will constantly use phrases like "fade hook route" and "flanker-back." He'll also let is slip at some point that he would have made it to the pros if not for an unfortunate knee injury in high school. Which may be true. Although the fact that he's 5-foot-8 with short, stubby sausage fingers probably didn't help.&lt;/p&gt;       &lt;/td&gt;     &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt;  &lt;p class="style2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px;" src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/ObnoxiousGirl.jpg" alt="image" align="right" /&gt;Obnoxious Girl Who Cheers Way too Hard&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Moderately attractive but not actually hot, she'll be decked out in full regalia of whichever team the guy she wants to sleep with likes. She'll celebrate a relatively innocuous first quarter field goal like it's just clinched the win, and will instantly show a disturbing amount of concern if a player on her adopted team is slow getting up. It'll be clear that she was molested by her father during NFL games as a child, and should be pitied, not reviled.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;table bgcolor="#333333" border="0" cellpadding="7" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt;   &lt;tbody&gt;     &lt;tr&gt;       &lt;td&gt;         &lt;p class="style3"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px;" src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/smoke.jpg" alt="image" align="right" /&gt;The "Is it Cool If I Smoke in Here?" Guy&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;          &lt;p class="style1"&gt;Even though people will be politely smoking in the backyard, at least one guy will pop up during a semi-important moment in the game and ask, "I don't want to miss this drive--is it cool if I smoke in here?" The answer, as always, is an awkward "I guess," although it's definitely not cool at all.&lt;/p&gt;       &lt;/td&gt;     &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt;    &lt;p class="style2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px;" src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/money.jpg" alt="image" align="right" /&gt;The "Line Just Moved Half-Point" Guy&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Likely to befriend the Guy Who's in a Squares Pool at Work, this guy will bet on everything and let everyone know it. He'll lose $150 on the opening coin toss, but hit nice on his 6:1 wager that a tight end will produce the first score. He'll be really concerned that the third-quarter line moved a half-point during halftime, but he'll look real good on the over, so he won't mind laying that extra half-point. He also threw down $10 bucks at 850,000:1 that a tornado will tear through the stadium during the third quarter... you know, just for the hell of it.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;table bgcolor="#333333" border="0" cellpadding="7" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt;   &lt;tbody&gt;     &lt;tr&gt;       &lt;td&gt;         &lt;h1 class="style3"&gt;&lt;img style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px;" src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/boy.jpg" alt="image" align="right" /&gt;The Little Kid&lt;/h1&gt;          &lt;p class="style1"&gt;He's there because his parents were too cheap to hire a babysitter for the night. And while they brought their kid, they probably forgot to bring the chips and beer they signed up for. So while it's not really the kid's fault that he is there to keep sticking his hand in the pretzels after picking his nose, if he does it again he's getting cracked upside the head with a beer bottle.&lt;/p&gt;       &lt;/td&gt;     &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt;    &lt;h1 class="style2"&gt;&lt;img style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px;" src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/toldyouso.jpg" alt="image" align="right" /&gt;The "Told You So" Guy&lt;/h1&gt;  &lt;p&gt;This guy will spend the entire game informing everyone that everything that he predicted would come to pass has happened. Did he? Probably not. But who knows--no one has listened to the #$$@%%+% that constantly flows from this guy's mouth in years.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;table bgcolor="#333333" border="0" cellpadding="7" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt;   &lt;tbody&gt;     &lt;tr&gt;       &lt;td&gt;         &lt;p class="style3"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px;" src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/apparell.jpg" alt="image" align="right" /&gt;The "Favored Team Apparel Guy"&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;          &lt;p class="style1"&gt;You can spot this guy immediately upon entering the party--he's decked out in logoed apparel of the team favored to win the game, in this case The Patriots. The stuff is so new it looks like he may have picked it up at the mall on the way over to the party. The tags may even still be attached. You can attempt to call the guy out on his duplicity: "Hey, weren't you a Colts fan last year and a Steelers fan the year before that?" But he'll just mumble something about having an aunt who lives in his new favorite team's city which is why he's rooted for them since he was a kid. It's all #$$@%%+%, of course, but at least the guy isn't completely lacking in loyalty. Which, he'll be sure to tell you, is why he still lives with his parents.&lt;/p&gt;       &lt;/td&gt;     &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt;    &lt;h1 class="style2"&gt;&lt;img style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px;" src="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/fantasy.jpg" alt="image" align="right" /&gt;The "Fantasy Football Guy"&lt;/h1&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Fantasy Football Guy spends the entire game pointing out to all who would hear which players were on his fantasy football team this year and in years past. "Oh, man. Great touchdown by Laurence Maroney there. I wish he would have done that more for my fantasy team this year." Hey, buddy, if you like fantasies so much, here's one for you: we all hope you're killed by a drunk driver on the way home tonight.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-6439169209284979477?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/6439169209284979477/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=6439169209284979477' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6439169209284979477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6439169209284979477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/02/12-personalities-guaranteed-to-ruin.html' title='12 Personalities Guaranteed to Ruin Your Superbowl Party'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-4442136929571069584</id><published>2008-01-23T21:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-23T21:58:11.407-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Shining</title><content type='html'>This is the unreleased trailer of the 1980 classic, "The Shining"! LOL!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iVjl7gK4HGU&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iVjl7gK4HGU&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;R.I.P. Heath Ledger&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-4442136929571069584?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/4442136929571069584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=4442136929571069584' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4442136929571069584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4442136929571069584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/01/shining.html' title='The Shining'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-4278608162948801949</id><published>2008-01-21T19:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-21T19:24:05.989-05:00</updated><title type='text'>NBA Dunk Contest Contestants Announced</title><content type='html'>So here's the lineup for this years All-Star Game Dunk Contest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Rudy Gay&lt;br /&gt;2. Dwight Howard&lt;br /&gt;3. Gerald Green&lt;br /&gt;4. Jamario Moon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The fuck is a Jamario Moon?  He's got a cool name though.  Which gives me an idea. Top 10 names in sports, coming to you in the near (or distant) future.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll be cheering for him though!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-4278608162948801949?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/4278608162948801949/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=4278608162948801949' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4278608162948801949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4278608162948801949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/01/nba-dunk-contest-contestants-announced.html' title='NBA Dunk Contest Contestants Announced'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1426028638978645114</id><published>2008-01-21T15:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-21T15:10:09.679-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Did You Know?</title><content type='html'>That it's impossible to lick your elbow?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I told you, fucker!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1426028638978645114?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1426028638978645114/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1426028638978645114' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1426028638978645114'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1426028638978645114'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/01/did-you-know.html' title='Did You Know?'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-3197297084622395507</id><published>2008-01-21T01:34:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-21T01:43:07.111-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Martin Luther King Day!</title><content type='html'>"People are often led to causes and often become committed to great ideas through persons who personify those ideas.  They have to find the embodiment of the idea in flesh and blood in order to commit themselves to it."   -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.  -Feb 13, 1961&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, no work today! Be good folks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-J&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-3197297084622395507?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/3197297084622395507/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=3197297084622395507' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3197297084622395507'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3197297084622395507'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/01/happy-martin-luther-king-day.html' title='Happy Martin Luther King Day!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-2139375898640804129</id><published>2008-01-20T22:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T22:35:45.236-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Giants are in the Superbowl? WTF?!</title><content type='html'>Fucking right baby! The G-Men are going to Glendale to play the almighty, record-breaking, 18-0, New England Patriots.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It didn't come easy though.  Fucking Lawrence Tynes came so very close to me having a heart attack.  I was seriously looking up pacemakers on eBay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eli Manning really is unstoppable, even without his Citizen Eco-Drive watch!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Plaxico Burress is a BEAST!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Holla atcha boy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/R5QSfQeiDaI/AAAAAAAAAN8/y-lWrDi2-ow/s1600-h/New_York_Giants_helmet_rightface.png"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/R5QSfQeiDaI/AAAAAAAAAN8/y-lWrDi2-ow/s320/New_York_Giants_helmet_rightface.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157767801454333346" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-2139375898640804129?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/2139375898640804129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=2139375898640804129' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2139375898640804129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2139375898640804129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/01/giants-are-in-superbowl-wtf.html' title='The Giants are in the Superbowl? WTF?!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/R5QSfQeiDaI/AAAAAAAAAN8/y-lWrDi2-ow/s72-c/New_York_Giants_helmet_rightface.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-439779411049199446</id><published>2008-01-16T20:53:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-16T20:53:43.343-05:00</updated><title type='text'>They Say Laughter is the Best Medicine</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ld8pY_Ggio4&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ld8pY_Ggio4&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-439779411049199446?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/439779411049199446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=439779411049199446' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/439779411049199446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/439779411049199446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/01/they-say-laughter-is-best-medicine.html' title='They Say Laughter is the Best Medicine'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-6485228794311806500</id><published>2008-01-14T22:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-14T23:35:04.476-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mama Knows Best?</title><content type='html'>I was never a fan of fortune cookies.  I never like the taste, the shape, or even the nifty idea of someones fate being rolled up in a tiny piece of paper stuffed into a cookie.  Regardless, I didn't want to be the only tool at work to not open the fortune cookie.  Broke that shit and half and the fortune read: "For good advice, consult with your mother."  I'm like wtf?  Worse fortune ever.  Even my boss laughed at me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instead of being bored out of mind this summer, I thought up of some hobbies I to take up.  One of them was to save enough dough for a GSX.  So I asked my mom if she'd allow me to cop a bike.  Her answer: "Sure! ..........  when I'm dead..."  Pretty cold ma.  I didn't take her answer seriously.  I still thought about copping one, with or without her approval.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I remembered the accident one of my homies got into.  Thinking back to how fucking painful and tore up he looked after crashing his crotch rocket, almost claiming his life.  "Don't do it bro, it ain't worth it.  If it weren't for my helmet, I wouldn't be here."  It sure gives me seconds thoughts.  Them lacerations, burns, and scars are so very not ballin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe I should just stick to ricing out the whip.  Or become more proactive, join NYSC and up my supply of HGH and Powerbars.  Shiet, who wants to do a box break with me?  Just one more thing to add to my bucket list.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Holla atcha boy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-J&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-6485228794311806500?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/6485228794311806500/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=6485228794311806500' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6485228794311806500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6485228794311806500'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/01/mama-knows-best.html' title='Mama Knows Best?'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-6235225413597423022</id><published>2008-01-13T23:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-13T23:55:29.155-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Great Day for New York Sports</title><content type='html'>Giants smacked up the first place Cowboys and the Knicks destroy the Pistons by 25 points.  As of late days like this don't come very often around here.  With that said, enjoy it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4969/osileadingromobacktodepem2.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4969/osileadingromobacktodepem2.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-6235225413597423022?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/6235225413597423022/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=6235225413597423022' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6235225413597423022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6235225413597423022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/01/great-day-for-new-york-sports.html' title='Great Day for New York Sports'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-7648436731487837603</id><published>2008-01-07T23:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-07T23:05:03.417-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Kid Glues Himself to Bed to Skip School</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt; MONTERREY, Mexico (AFP) - A 10-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to school after the &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1199744740_0"&gt;Christmas&lt;/span&gt; break, authorities said Monday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to school," the boy, Diego, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."  &lt;p&gt;"I remembered my mom had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;His mother Sandra Palacios was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Diego watched cartoons while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;"I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his mother.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Diego eventually made it school a few hours late.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Hahaha he still had to go to school.  OWNED!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-7648436731487837603?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/7648436731487837603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=7648436731487837603' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7648436731487837603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7648436731487837603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/01/kid-glues-himself-to-bed-to-skip-school.html' title='Kid Glues Himself to Bed to Skip School'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-4776654978372604877</id><published>2008-01-06T21:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-06T21:23:01.923-05:00</updated><title type='text'>EVEN THUGS PLAY DDR!</title><content type='html'>This dude probably didn't advance to the next round.  Regardless, peep that sick crip walk game!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5rG6_wja6dk&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5rG6_wja6dk&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-4776654978372604877?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/4776654978372604877/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=4776654978372604877' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4776654978372604877'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4776654978372604877'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/01/even-thugs-play-ddr.html' title='EVEN THUGS PLAY DDR!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-7912095616306396737</id><published>2008-01-03T22:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-03T23:17:33.213-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I Need a Vacation...</title><content type='html'>At this point, I don't even care where.  I'm willing to go anywhere, just as long as I can still feel my balls when I walk outside.  This cold weather has been brutal.  I don't care if the calender says that it's 2008.  So far, not a damn thing has changed.  One day after new years, I'm still putting in twelve hour days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's rare for me go out and not have fun.  Especially with the friends and family I have.  So yeah, some brief moments of some of the shit I can recollect about new years day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Fitting seven grown ass people into a Honda Civic was probably the most painful experiences in my life.  I seriously felt that circulation in both my legs were completely cut off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Getting our monies worth at the bar within the first hour.  Weapon of choice the whole night? Grey Goose Vodka&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Ecstasy Girl- Her tumbling and crunk dancing were impeccable.  It was also classic when she shunned every single person for helping her sorry ass up every time she fell.  Fucking wish I hadn't left my camera at my desk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- The skanky pretentious hoochies who threatened to call the cops on D.T. when he asked them to dance.  LOL! Classic D.T. moment here for ya.  (Read ahead)  By the way, do people still say hoochie?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- The D.T. Show-  Honestly, a party just ain't the same without homie.  Whether it's stealing bottles of Grey Goose (which he successfully accomplished this time around), his nightlong dancescapade with the busted black chick, or almost inciting a riot at the coat check, you can pretty much guarantee no moment ever dull when he's around.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- The night was later capped off with  a late night royal rumble.  Haha, what do you expect at an Asian party?  While we waited outside in the frigid cold for Phil,  apparently some dude spat on some chick, leading up to an all out brawl outside ESPACE.  First thing you see is some short Asian chick cursing and dropping the N-Bomb (Yes, the N-bomb) while slapping up this one dude.  Bouncers try to restore order, restraining both the female and dude.  Out of left field, the girls homeboy lays a haymaker on the guy.  This somehow leads to a whole bunch of other people just letting fists fly.  Shit, there as more girl-on-girl action, double teams, and head shots than a porno.  And now I know why I don't go to Asian parties as much anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another year gone, with more memories to follow.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-7912095616306396737?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/7912095616306396737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=7912095616306396737' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7912095616306396737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7912095616306396737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/01/i-need-vacation.html' title='I Need a Vacation...'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-8495836401671063931</id><published>2008-01-01T18:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-01T18:24:53.824-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy New Year!</title><content type='html'>I'd like to wish those of you reading this a happy and prosperous new year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not going into details from last night because I'm still salty about a my win streak ending in NBA 2k8.  That cockface Eddie House..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But yeah, I'll drop a small update later on...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peace out bitches.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-8495836401671063931?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/8495836401671063931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=8495836401671063931' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8495836401671063931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8495836401671063931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2008/01/happy-new-year.html' title='Happy New Year!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-7214530563828388747</id><published>2007-12-27T20:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-31T01:11:55.725-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Dipset x Christmas</title><content type='html'>Peep the video, and listen to the music when they play it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Somewhere, Cam is smiling...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://cbs13.com/video/?id=28592@kovr.dayport.com"&gt;http://cbs13.com/video/?id=28592@kovr.dayport.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edit:&lt;br /&gt;Found a second case.  Dip Dip Hooray!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="448" height="374"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/2jyGezSueXVXt3YL"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/2jyGezSueXVXt3YL" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="448" height="374"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-7214530563828388747?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/7214530563828388747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=7214530563828388747' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7214530563828388747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7214530563828388747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/12/dipset-x-christmas.html' title='Dipset x Christmas'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-257488264575069261</id><published>2007-12-25T09:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-25T09:22:08.707-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Merry Christmas</title><content type='html'>Happy holidays folks!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-257488264575069261?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/257488264575069261/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=257488264575069261' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/257488264575069261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/257488264575069261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/12/merry-christmas.html' title='Merry Christmas'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-7636244358948053404</id><published>2007-12-18T21:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-18T21:23:31.893-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A Merry Christmas: From Rasheed Wallace &amp; Co.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pKqFg7Tuocg&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pKqFg7Tuocg&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LMAO @ Sheeds moves in the first ten seconds.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-7636244358948053404?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/7636244358948053404/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=7636244358948053404' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7636244358948053404'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7636244358948053404'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/12/merry-christmas-from-rasheed-wallace-co.html' title='A Merry Christmas: From Rasheed Wallace &amp; Co.'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-4204915906433540135</id><published>2007-12-08T16:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-08T16:29:37.513-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Lines Keep Droppin</title><content type='html'>So Vegas has Pretty Boy Floyd at -210!  Wow, these odds are insane...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LET'S GO HITMAN!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-4204915906433540135?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/4204915906433540135/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=4204915906433540135' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4204915906433540135'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4204915906433540135'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/12/lines-keep-droppin.html' title='Lines Keep Droppin'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-3859917841581365120</id><published>2007-12-02T02:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-02T02:12:38.086-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Video Game Themes</title><content type='html'>Performed by the band at Berkeley. This shit is bananas. True story!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1789288&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" width="480" height="360"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1789288&amp;amp;fullscreen=1"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-3859917841581365120?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/3859917841581365120/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=3859917841581365120' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3859917841581365120'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3859917841581365120'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/12/video-game-themes.html' title='Video Game Themes'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-6385638757133750221</id><published>2007-11-27T23:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-27T23:09:52.703-05:00</updated><title type='text'>R.I.P. Sean Taylor</title><content type='html'>April 1, 1983 - November 27, 2007&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ILYqoj6Mals&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ILYqoj6Mals&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-6385638757133750221?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/6385638757133750221/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=6385638757133750221' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6385638757133750221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/6385638757133750221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/11/rip-sean-taylor.html' title='R.I.P. Sean Taylor'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-4613425692908592385</id><published>2007-11-23T00:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-23T00:56:43.285-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Scary</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/9228/1195754892715nr5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/9228/1195754892715nr5.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lose all that crap on these next chicks and it's a wrappp...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/3984/1195754303734xx5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/3984/1195754303734xx5.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-4613425692908592385?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/4613425692908592385/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=4613425692908592385' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4613425692908592385'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4613425692908592385'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/11/scary.html' title='Scary'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1616617963564240048</id><published>2007-11-19T20:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-19T20:52:33.571-05:00</updated><title type='text'>In the market for a Gamecube?</title><content type='html'>Why settle for just any ordinary Gamecube, when you can roll with a used one signed by no other than late 70's  child star Gary Coleman!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/0c8155e36731fb773555176f3cd9b5bd5f3ac66.pjpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/0c8155e36731fb773555176f3cd9b5bd5f3ac66.pjpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/452153e7623df170cdfb828c969ffd1391a5356.pjpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/452153e7623df170cdfb828c969ffd1391a5356.pjpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seriously, who the fuck still plays Gamecube?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/Gary-Colemans-Authentic-Game-Cube-SIGNED_W0QQitemZ180175367243QQihZ008QQcategoryZ62053QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem"&gt;Link&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1616617963564240048?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1616617963564240048/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1616617963564240048' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1616617963564240048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1616617963564240048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/11/in-market-for-gamecube.html' title='In the market for a Gamecube?'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-4785412494202514321</id><published>2007-11-11T19:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-11T19:11:10.031-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Good Morning</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZqPPoGO_TM4&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZqPPoGO_TM4&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Murakami is a fucking genius..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-4785412494202514321?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/4785412494202514321/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=4785412494202514321' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4785412494202514321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/4785412494202514321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/11/good-morning.html' title='Good Morning'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-867972711332494074</id><published>2007-11-10T20:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-10T20:53:15.227-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You Know What's Sad?</title><content type='html'>When you fall asleep on the "E" train and end up at the &lt;span class="emphasized"&gt; Jamaica-Van Wyck station.  That's pretty fucking sad... hahahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-867972711332494074?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/867972711332494074/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=867972711332494074' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/867972711332494074'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/867972711332494074'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/11/you-know-whats-sad.html' title='You Know What&apos;s Sad?'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-374016435094339189</id><published>2007-11-04T15:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-04T15:10:43.243-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Man's Best Friend</title><content type='html'>Check that loyalty.   This is touching.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i3.tinypic.com/62n4i02.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i3.tinypic.com/62n4i02.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-374016435094339189?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/374016435094339189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=374016435094339189' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/374016435094339189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/374016435094339189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/11/mans-best-friend.html' title='Man&apos;s Best Friend'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i3.tinypic.com/62n4i02_th.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1256194809681645704</id><published>2007-10-25T20:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-25T20:37:14.795-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Redemption</title><content type='html'>This video pretty much sums up my state of mind, five out the seven days during the week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="366" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PBYLkNDndIU&amp;amp;rel=1&amp;amp;border=0"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PBYLkNDndIU&amp;amp;rel=1&amp;amp;border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="366" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Speaking of which, the NBA season is right around the corner.  Knicks season tickets anyone?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1256194809681645704?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1256194809681645704/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1256194809681645704' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1256194809681645704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1256194809681645704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/redemption.html' title='Redemption'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-9022626456613505540</id><published>2007-10-25T18:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-25T20:49:43.639-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Throwback: Supreme Dunk Release</title><content type='html'>Date: October 27-31st 2003&lt;br /&gt;Place: Supreme New York&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The day the game changed.  Sneaker fanatics lined up for days on Lafayette Street anticipating the release  of the infamous Nike Supreme Dunk Hi's.  The sneakers were limited to around 168 pairs in three colorways.  Peep the madness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="365" width="440"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.wewin.com/embeded_players.swf"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.wewin.com/embeded_players.swf?&amp;amp;file=http://videos2.wewin.com/generator/flv/f60cccf5-5fb2-4264-b1aa-1c5f4c96f948.flv" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="365" width="440"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/RyEkQAtywnI/AAAAAAAAANA/9obW9DyR4hk/s1600-h/P1010051+copy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/RyEkQAtywnI/AAAAAAAAANA/9obW9DyR4hk/s320/P1010051+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5125417708412912242" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yep, still got mine. Ando holds shit down!  Good looking out my dude, and I'm still throwing you shout outs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LdvJw03QIno&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LdvJw03QIno&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2IeRuWsaCbM&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2IeRuWsaCbM&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These herbs really did ruin the game.  I'm done.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-9022626456613505540?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/9022626456613505540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=9022626456613505540' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/9022626456613505540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/9022626456613505540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/throwback-supreme-dunk-release.html' title='Throwback: Supreme Dunk Release'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/RyEkQAtywnI/AAAAAAAAANA/9obW9DyR4hk/s72-c/P1010051+copy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-8994544531067870956</id><published>2007-10-24T21:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-24T21:33:12.687-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cal is burning!</title><content type='html'>In case you've been living underneath a rock this past week, there's been a number of wildfires spreading throughout Southern California.  My heart and condolences to all those affected by this disaster.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Didn't get out of work until 8 tonight, and I've gotten almost 14 hours of sleep in the past three days.  I'm way past due to knock the fuck out.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-8994544531067870956?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/8994544531067870956/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=8994544531067870956' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8994544531067870956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8994544531067870956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/cal-is-burning.html' title='Cal is burning!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-3462731668085989709</id><published>2007-10-23T22:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-23T22:48:38.537-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Where to now?</title><content type='html'>I began gathering my thoughts this evening after talking with a co-worker (Yes, she's actually one of the few cool people at my workplace) about what exactly I'm going to be doing with my life.   I told her that I was on my way to my Underwriting class and she said "Oh, so you're done with journalism?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I think to myself.  Shit, am I?  Am I really willing to give up four years of hard work, blood, sweat, and tears that easily?  Four years of school, and a summer magazine internship and what do I have to show for it?  This fucking blog. (Shouts to my frequenters though!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't get me wrong though. I've got nothing against number crunching.  I'm learning new shit, getting paid, the boss is happy, what more could I ask for?  But to be honest, I really don't think that accounting is my steez, thus leading me to take underwriting courses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nonetheless, I can't stress that shit too much.  I'm just going to roll with it flow, have fun, get rich and hopefully find a nice girl on the way.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-3462731668085989709?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/3462731668085989709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=3462731668085989709' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3462731668085989709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3462731668085989709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/where-to-now.html' title='Where to now?'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1387102524420924309</id><published>2007-10-22T20:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-22T20:39:16.248-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Dead Serious: Shady/LRG Beef?</title><content type='html'>Riding the success of last Fall's "Dead Serious" hype, Jonas and the boys at LRG unveiled their newly released "Jason Hoodie" at the Las Vegas trade show MAGIC a few months back.  However, tension is brewing between the Shady and LRG camp based on a similar "Jason" hoodie released by Shady a few months prior to the LRG release.  A Shady rep released a video on Youtube  addressing this issue ,claiming that LRG is nothing but a bunch of biters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1_3sEO8opcA&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1_3sEO8opcA&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1387102524420924309?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1387102524420924309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1387102524420924309' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1387102524420924309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1387102524420924309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/dead-serious-shadylrg-beef.html' title='Dead Serious: Shady/LRG Beef?'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1378528679395609683</id><published>2007-10-22T19:25:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-22T19:30:55.722-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ooooglie</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt; PHILLY CITY OF BROTHERLY UGH&lt;br /&gt;Reuters&lt;br /&gt;PrintEmailDigg ItRedditPermalinkStory Bottom&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;October 20, 2007 -- PHILADELPHIA - Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed yesterday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The city of more than 1.5 million people was also found to be among the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly, according to the "America's Favorite Cities" survey by Travel &amp;amp; Leisure magazine and CNN Headline News.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About 60,000 people responded to the online survey which ranked 25 cities in categories including shopping, food, culture, and cityscape, said Amy Farley, senior editor at the magazine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For unattractiveness, Philadelphia just beat out Washington and Dallas/Fort Worth for the bottom spot. Miami and San Diego are home to the most attractive people, the poll found.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/10202007/news/regionalnews/philly_city_of_brotherly_ugh.htm"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What you think about that Beans? LOL!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/Rx0yPYx0_9I/AAAAAAAAAM4/zsRHq-ySDg0/s1600-h/Beanie+Sigel01.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/Rx0yPYx0_9I/AAAAAAAAAM4/zsRHq-ySDg0/s320/Beanie+Sigel01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5124307190948364242" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1378528679395609683?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1378528679395609683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1378528679395609683' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1378528679395609683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1378528679395609683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/ooooglie.html' title='Ooooglie'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLPwV32nW7c/Rx0yPYx0_9I/AAAAAAAAAM4/zsRHq-ySDg0/s72-c/Beanie+Sigel01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-3218822920511184614</id><published>2007-10-21T18:59:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-21T19:05:38.240-04:00</updated><title type='text'>To Catch a Predator, LIVE!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/Mzg0MDIw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/Mzg0MDIw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/index/to-catch-a-predator-taped-live.html"&gt;To Catch A Predator Taped Live&lt;/a&gt; - Watch more &lt;a href="http://www.break.com/"&gt;free videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Yo, we about to run a train on this broad? Ay yo, I'm down! All aboard, WOO WOO!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-3218822920511184614?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/3218822920511184614/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=3218822920511184614' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3218822920511184614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/3218822920511184614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/to-catch-predator-live.html' title='To Catch a Predator, LIVE!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1668308449172947376</id><published>2007-10-21T16:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-22T01:20:25.055-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Scumbags and One Eyed Willy</title><content type='html'>The effects of alcohol can bring out the inner-scumbag in all of us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Friday night, shortly after the slight drama which went down outside of Park, I was able to somewhat divert all of the negative attention onto myself almost effortlessly.  Some chick that just finished copping Halal was crossing the street and decided to not avoid the gigantic puddle of water in front of her.  So what happens?  The chick stumbles in the puddle ruining her heels and soaking the bottom of her pants.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My instincts kick in, and my obnoxious Jadakiss-esque laugh ensues.  The shit was hilarious.  Unfortunately, nobody happens to share the same sense of humor as I.  The chick ends up grilling the crew, and I received the third degree from just about everyone.  So I ended up being called a jerk and lectured about how much of a scumbag move that was.  Everyone except for D.T., who knew what was up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saturday night was trouble though.  We hit up K-Town, downed a bottle Johnny Walk and a few brews and one-eyed Willy was destined to make an appearance.  Claudia Schiffer eh?  LOL! GOOOONIES!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nowadays, I've got morals, as humorous as it may sound.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And yo, girls can be pretty damn cruel as well.  They definitely know how to make a dude feel awkward after meeting them, that’s for sure.  Hahaha.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1668308449172947376?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1668308449172947376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1668308449172947376' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1668308449172947376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1668308449172947376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/scumbags-and-one-eyed-willy.html' title='Scumbags and One Eyed Willy'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-7474522757571823772</id><published>2007-10-19T14:48:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-19T14:53:01.876-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Rain</title><content type='html'>Of all the days for mother nature to be pissed off, she chooses the one time I receive a half day from work.  Now I'm having second thoughts about heading to dinner in the city.  Thus, pissing everybody else off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm tired, drenched, and hungry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe a night out really is needed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yup!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-7474522757571823772?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/7474522757571823772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=7474522757571823772' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7474522757571823772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7474522757571823772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/rain.html' title='Rain'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-1033055567442121205</id><published>2007-10-18T19:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-18T19:32:33.739-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Right Side</title><content type='html'>That's what I chose!  That seems about right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22535838-5012895,00.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What about you?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rutgers vs South Florida is on.  Being the hater that I am of course, GO USF! =D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-1033055567442121205?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/1033055567442121205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=1033055567442121205' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1033055567442121205'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/1033055567442121205'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/right-side.html' title='Right Side'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-9174733060797072227</id><published>2007-10-18T18:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-18T19:02:03.960-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Heroes</title><content type='html'>Is by far, the most ballin show ever...  Hate all you want. LOL!  That dude Sylar, is one bad dude.  RUTHLESS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Speaking of which, Sylar looks a lot like the director of Hostel, Eli Roth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sylar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.heroestheseries.com/stills/zachary-quinto-sylar-gabriel-grey-heroes-28.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.heroestheseries.com/stills/zachary-quinto-sylar-gabriel-grey-heroes-28.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eli Roth&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/hostel__part_ii/eli_roth/scrn.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/hostel__part_ii/eli_roth/scrn.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Uncanny!  YUP!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-9174733060797072227?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/9174733060797072227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=9174733060797072227' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/9174733060797072227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/9174733060797072227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/heroes.html' title='Heroes'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-8991959775545748029</id><published>2007-10-17T21:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-17T22:30:08.939-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Why I Hate My Morning Cummute</title><content type='html'>Why do people have to be so rude in the morning?  Especially if you're a morning commuter on the MTA.  Yo, the E and F line are the worse.  Someone tell me why people don't wait for others to exit a train before entering?  It's common courtesy.  Wait till people get off the train before you fucking start pushing and cramming your fat asses into a crowded, compact, non air-conditioned subway car.  Just the other day some lady shoulder rammed me trying to catch the 3 train.  I was waiting for people to get off the train, yet the bitch didn't have the decency or class to say "excuse me", or "Sorry for giving you a Ladanian Tomlinson  stiff arm."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other news, I'm watching the newest South Park as of now, and it's easily the funniest episode this season.  Even though there's only been 3 episodes. Butters is easily the funniest character. Hahahaha...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've got work tomorrow.  Praying for an early day on Friday to jump start the weekend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeahhhh boiiiii&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-8991959775545748029?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/8991959775545748029/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=8991959775545748029' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8991959775545748029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/8991959775545748029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/why-i-hate-my-morning-cummute.html' title='Why I Hate My Morning Cummute'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-2289483281862167044</id><published>2007-10-15T00:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-15T00:41:00.128-04:00</updated><title type='text'>In case you didn't know...</title><content type='html'>The Hofstra Pride, a.k.a Wide Receiver University (WRU) is 6-0.  Not even USC, LSU, and Florida  can say that.  That's right bitches. They're pretty much running shit...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YUP!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-2289483281862167044?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/2289483281862167044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=2289483281862167044' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2289483281862167044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/2289483281862167044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/in-case-you-didnt-know.html' title='In case you didn&apos;t know...'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885647351012292829.post-7287464733486369684</id><published>2007-10-10T19:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-10T19:05:25.923-04:00</updated><title type='text'>CRAWWWWWWWWLINNNNN INNNN MYYYYYY SKINNNNNNNN</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/8316/1189455358490xj0.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/8316/1189455358490xj0.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On another note, the Yanks will be keeping Torre..  Do you think the Yanks would want to deal with all of the mayhem that would ensue if they don't? Thus, leading to the the signings of Mo, Posada, and prolly Gay-Rod.  Not 100% with that fool though.  Hopefully he goes to the Red Sox for $300 million.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nevertheless, the Yankees = Fugaz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5885647351012292829-7287464733486369684?l=chinoexcel.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/feeds/7287464733486369684/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5885647351012292829&amp;postID=7287464733486369684' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7287464733486369684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5885647351012292829/posts/default/7287464733486369684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chinoexcel.blogspot.com/2007/10/crawwwwwwwwlinnnnn-innnn-myyyyyy.html' title='CRAWWWWWWWWLINNNNN INNNN MYYYYYY SKINNNNNNNN'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15684756578428164275</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i23.tinypic.com/54687t.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
