So close....

Yet so far. My taxi is going to arrive at 4 in the morning to take me to the airport. I know it's a little early, but hey, it's better to get there earlier than later. And, I've decided to bring along my laptop. Just another thing to worry about. Looks like you're going to have to wait to till I get back. ;)

VEGAS BABY! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Be safe, and enjoy your Memorial Day weekend.

-J

Need a Laugh?

A virgin girl is one the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."


hahahahhaahha!

Boston/Memphis: "My motto, fuck lotto."

The doofy grin on Brandon Roy pretty much sums up the Trail Blazer's lottery pick number on Tuesday night. With a 5.3% chance of landing the No.1 draft pick, Portland sure defined the meaning of "lottery" pick. Notable No.1 picks include Patrick Ewing, Shaq: the Big Aristotle himself, and Timothy Duncan.

Let's jump into the Delorian and head back to the 1984 NBA Draft. With the No.2 pick, the Jail Blazers picked Sam Bowie, an at the time, logical selection, chosen to fill the "big man" void in their lineup. Considered by many to be one of the biggest busts in NBA history, will they make the same mistake in choosing Greg Oden, over Kevin Durant?

I've got a feeling that Oden is going to be looking like he's going to be on his death bed by his fifth year in the league. In that time, Durant will blossom to be one the games best. How funny would that shit be? Choosing two lottery busts for the very same reason. LMAO! You never know.


I do hope the Blazers choose Oden though. And not for the reason mentioned above. My boy Jarrett Jack is going to run shit in the NBA next year, alongside Oden and Roy. They also got to get rid of anti-team player duo of Zach Randolph and Darius Miles while they're at it. Yup!

A.C. Milan vs. Liverpool in the Champions League Final today. Even though I hate both teams, I'm pulling for Milan in this one.

Vegas in five days son!

Done Son!

Yup, so I'm officially a college graduate as of yesterday... Fucking crazy!
Congrats to the class of '07!!

Next stop, VEGAS BABY!! Countdown, 6 days!

Don't front, you're all amazed!

Best believe I'd be the most ballin 8th grader in school if I found this out earlier...

You're so money, you don't even know it!

It's 3:55 a.m. I just sent in my final article due for the semester. Meaning, I'm like a ball hit by Adam Dunn. DUNN SON! Get it? Hah!

With that being said, I'm officially finished with all classes, finals, and papers at Hofstra.



I've recieved four out of the seven classes I'm taking this semester. Here's how it looks.

Ceramics- B+
Fitness For Life- A
Yoga- A-
Bowling- A-

3 more days till commencement. Wow!

10 more days till Vegas! Vegas baby!

YEAHHHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces
into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...", He sighed........"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box".


Nine more days son.... Wow!

Mayweather Victorious. Diddy & Co. Celebrate

Not a care in this world...

All those love joints Usher, and this is the BEST you can do in Vegas?

I guess A.I. had to show up at something. Because he clearly didn't show up at the Playoffs.


Countdown: 13 more days....

Aunt Jemima X BAPE

Peeped this over at The Hundreds. Apparently, it's an early-1990's sample Nigo came up with for BAPE.

Four more days of classes...

Who runs things at MLB.com?

Because they're seriously wrong for this one...

This is Awesome!

Seriously, I got goosebumps after watching this...