No mercy man!

Yo,

A couple of weeks ago I found myself on the F-train on my way to work, half asleep. To avoid missing my stop, (yes it's happened before) I have two options. A: I gawk and admire all the beautiful women that walk on and off the train from 71st ave to 23rd street. Or plan B: think about random shit for the 45 minute train ride.

Here's one thing that came to mind during my wonderful morning commute.


Two reverse leg sweeps, a spinning roundhouse kick, and a lame kick-punch combo. Yes indeed, Daniel-son got owned.

It's the way of the Cobra Kai man!
"STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR."

YEAH!!!

Computer Games Ruin Lives!

Specifically, the World of Warcraft. For all you noobs out there, players are enabled to communicate by voice while playing WoW via- third party application. In this case, some kid ends up getting owned by his parents via Ventrillo. Some funny shit.

Henry to LA LIGA?! FUCK!

It's a sad, sad day to be a Gooner. Not only is it reported on SkySports, ESPN, AP, etc., it's also reported by the same spanish radio station that announced the Zidane and Beckham move to Real Madrid...

Henry headed to Barcelona

June 22, 2007

MADRID, Spain (AP) -- Thierry Henry is leaving Arsenal to sign with Barcelona in one of European soccer's major transfers of the offseason.

Barcelona will pay $32 million for the 29-year-old forward, who agreed to a four-year contract, Cadena Ser radio and the newspaper El Pais said Friday. Barcelona planned to announce the signing on Saturday.

Henry has been with Arsenal since 1999, scoring a club-record 226 goals in 364 appearances. He helped the Gunners win two English Premier League titles and three Football Association Cups.

Source

You know what really pisses me off about this move?

All these fuckers who play UEFA/Fifa on XBOX Live are going to be choosing Barca every time! (As if they don't already.)

Arsene, DO SOMETHING!

The Real World

Yo,

So, play time is over... I recently began my internship with Complex magazine and let me tell you, the shit's not fun and games. The people who work there are mad chill and it's a real laxed atmosphere. But as of now, I'm there working for a full-time job. I don't even know if they have any open positions once my internship is up. But I guess we'll see. Just trying my best to keep focused and stay on my grind.

Last week the final episode of "The Price is Right" was aired on CBS with host Bob Barker retiring after 35 years. Perhaps Barker's departure would serve as good luck for one lucky lady?


This past month, Evan O'Dorney was crowned the 2007 Spelling Bee champion. Now I'm not one to laugh and point out peoples flaws but come on.

I've never found Kimmel to be funny at all... But damn...

Kiran Chetry (the reporter) is a DIME! Would of been number one on my "Hottest News Anchor List" but Adriana Monsalve (ESPN Deportes) has taken that spot. I thank ESPN for bringing this fine female thang to my screen with late night soccer updates. That accent.... WOW!

Jokaaaaaaaa

Evolution?

Brief Vegas Recap

Here are some pics I was able to retrieve from my crappy camera.

Vegas Baby!

Caesars Palace

Looks like this slore will be in rehab during her 21st..

Champs-Elysees!

Paris Paris

Pretty sure this is inside New York New York?

The Venetian

The Mirage

Bootleg Sistine Chapel inside Venetian

My Hotel

Pete Rose

The Strip

My crappy view from the room

Coyote Ugly

MGM


The ladies out there are serious. I'll step up my voyour game next time.

I'm going to jack some other peoples pics of the trip later on too...

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Sickest fucking trip I've ever had in my life.... WOW!

Vegas Summer '07.

Back with an update later...