Jacked this from Mike's photo album. This is one of the papers he has to grade for his class. The following pictures captions.
"this is the worst writing i hav yet to get .. .(this is about welcoming someone) Welcome to .. truck chose and i like to chose a truck. and i like to chose a very good truck. and i like very good truck. and i like truck."
"i made him face the wall fer 15min cause of this ..."
So I call conEdison at 10:15 p.m., stay on hold until 10:53 p.m. when an operator finally answers my call. I have the chick on speaker. I press the speaker button, "Yes, I have a question in regards to my latest billing." No answer. "Hello?" No answer. *dial tone*
Yeppp... conEd's system is updated from 11:00 p.m. until 1:00 a.m. Therefore, they can't help me until after 1. Yeppp... What a way to end a shitty day. hahahhaha
So, Hurricane Hanna really fucked up my Saturday. Not only did I get drenched on my way back home @ 2 in the morning, I was basically locked down in my building today since EVERY single time I stepped outside, it would downpour. The rain God's seriously hate me.
Thankfully there's college football on. Maybe the rain will die down soon, so that I can drink away my stress until Monday.
A friend of mine decided that he wanted to form a Queens "Redeem Team." Apparently, the Olympic Gold Medal winning U.S. basketball team has gotten to his head so much, he wants to I guess "feel" the same glory the Olympians did? Either way, to show how serious and dedicated he is, he created scouting report on PowerPoint.
Lucky me! I was selected (due to the lack of real talent) to join his squad. Here is his in-depth analysis on my game.
John Leong
Hofstra U. ’07
6’1 135 lbs.
Comparables: Jason Kapono/Mike Dunleavy Jr.
Position: SG/SF
Strengths: Outside presence. Ability to fire in crunch time.
Liabilities: Needs to be more aggressive.
Shit, I always thought I had the weapons, arrogant swagger, and terry cloth persona to be compared to Sasha Vujacic. But I guess the two overpaid white boys listed above will do.
