Cristiano vs. Veyron

Dos Santos! ^___^

Leave Nothing

I just feel like breaking something after watching this. It's art baby. Pure genius.

Hunger Pains Are No Joke

Brutal

Jacked this from Mike's photo album. This is one of the papers he has to grade for his class. The following pictures captions.

"this is the worst writing i hav yet to get ..
.(this is about welcoming someone)
Welcome to ..
truck chose and i like to chose a truck.
and i like to chose a very good truck.
and i like very good truck.
and i like truck."

"i made him face the wall fer 15min cause of this ..."

hahahahahahahahahaha

SMH @ Danny making fun of the kid...

Fucking Served!

So I call conEdison at 10:15 p.m., stay on hold until 10:53 p.m. when an operator finally answers my call. I have the chick on speaker. I press the speaker button, "Yes, I have a question in regards to my latest billing." No answer. "Hello?" No answer. *dial tone*

Yeppp... conEd's system is updated from 11:00 p.m. until 1:00 a.m. Therefore, they can't help me until after 1. Yeppp... What a way to end a shitty day. hahahhaha

Never seen the "Karate Kid"?

Here's a five second summary of what went down. Enjoy.

Rain Makers

So, Hurricane Hanna really fucked up my Saturday. Not only did I get drenched on my way back home @ 2 in the morning, I was basically locked down in my building today since EVERY single time I stepped outside, it would downpour. The rain God's seriously hate me.

Thankfully there's college football on. Maybe the rain will die down soon, so that I can drink away my stress until Monday.

A friend of mine decided that he wanted to form a Queens "Redeem Team." Apparently, the Olympic Gold Medal winning U.S. basketball team has gotten to his head so much, he wants to I guess "feel" the same glory the Olympians did? Either way, to show how serious and dedicated he is, he created scouting report on PowerPoint.

Lucky me! I was selected (due to the lack of real talent) to join his squad. Here is his in-depth analysis on my game.

• John Leong
• Hofstra U. ’07
• 6’1 135 lbs.
• Comparables: Jason Kapono/Mike Dunleavy Jr.
• Position: SG/SF
• Strengths: Outside presence. Ability to fire in crunch time.
• Liabilities: Needs to be more aggressive.

Shit, I always thought I had the weapons, arrogant swagger, and terry cloth persona to be compared to Sasha Vujacic. But I guess the two overpaid white boys listed above will do.