The Shining

This is the unreleased trailer of the 1980 classic, "The Shining"! LOL!


R.I.P. Heath Ledger

NBA Dunk Contest Contestants Announced

So here's the lineup for this years All-Star Game Dunk Contest.

1. Rudy Gay
2. Dwight Howard
3. Gerald Green
4. Jamario Moon

The fuck is a Jamario Moon? He's got a cool name though. Which gives me an idea. Top 10 names in sports, coming to you in the near (or distant) future.

I'll be cheering for him though!

Did You Know?

That it's impossible to lick your elbow?
































I told you, fucker!

Happy Martin Luther King Day!

"People are often led to causes and often become committed to great ideas through persons who personify those ideas. They have to find the embodiment of the idea in flesh and blood in order to commit themselves to it." -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. -Feb 13, 1961

Yeah, no work today! Be good folks.

-J

The Giants are in the Superbowl? WTF?!

Fucking right baby! The G-Men are going to Glendale to play the almighty, record-breaking, 18-0, New England Patriots.

It didn't come easy though. Fucking Lawrence Tynes came so very close to me having a heart attack. I was seriously looking up pacemakers on eBay.

Eli Manning really is unstoppable, even without his Citizen Eco-Drive watch!

Plaxico Burress is a BEAST!

Holla atcha boy!

They Say Laughter is the Best Medicine

Mama Knows Best?

I was never a fan of fortune cookies. I never like the taste, the shape, or even the nifty idea of someones fate being rolled up in a tiny piece of paper stuffed into a cookie. Regardless, I didn't want to be the only tool at work to not open the fortune cookie. Broke that shit and half and the fortune read: "For good advice, consult with your mother." I'm like wtf? Worse fortune ever. Even my boss laughed at me.

Instead of being bored out of mind this summer, I thought up of some hobbies I to take up. One of them was to save enough dough for a GSX. So I asked my mom if she'd allow me to cop a bike. Her answer: "Sure! .......... when I'm dead..." Pretty cold ma. I didn't take her answer seriously. I still thought about copping one, with or without her approval.

Then I remembered the accident one of my homies got into. Thinking back to how fucking painful and tore up he looked after crashing his crotch rocket, almost claiming his life. "Don't do it bro, it ain't worth it. If it weren't for my helmet, I wouldn't be here." It sure gives me seconds thoughts. Them lacerations, burns, and scars are so very not ballin.

Maybe I should just stick to ricing out the whip. Or become more proactive, join NYSC and up my supply of HGH and Powerbars. Shiet, who wants to do a box break with me? Just one more thing to add to my bucket list.

Holla atcha boy.

-J

Great Day for New York Sports

Giants smacked up the first place Cowboys and the Knicks destroy the Pistons by 25 points. As of late days like this don't come very often around here. With that said, enjoy it!

Kid Glues Himself to Bed to Skip School

MONTERREY, Mexico (AFP) - A 10-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to school after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.

"I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to school," the boy, Diego, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."

"I remembered my mom had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.

His mother Sandra Palacios was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Diego watched cartoons while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.

"I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his mother.

Diego eventually made it school a few hours late.

Hahaha he still had to go to school. OWNED!

EVEN THUGS PLAY DDR!

This dude probably didn't advance to the next round. Regardless, peep that sick crip walk game!

I Need a Vacation...

At this point, I don't even care where. I'm willing to go anywhere, just as long as I can still feel my balls when I walk outside. This cold weather has been brutal. I don't care if the calender says that it's 2008. So far, not a damn thing has changed. One day after new years, I'm still putting in twelve hour days.

It's rare for me go out and not have fun. Especially with the friends and family I have. So yeah, some brief moments of some of the shit I can recollect about new years day.

- Fitting seven grown ass people into a Honda Civic was probably the most painful experiences in my life. I seriously felt that circulation in both my legs were completely cut off.

- Getting our monies worth at the bar within the first hour. Weapon of choice the whole night? Grey Goose Vodka

- Ecstasy Girl- Her tumbling and crunk dancing were impeccable. It was also classic when she shunned every single person for helping her sorry ass up every time she fell. Fucking wish I hadn't left my camera at my desk.

- The skanky pretentious hoochies who threatened to call the cops on D.T. when he asked them to dance. LOL! Classic D.T. moment here for ya. (Read ahead) By the way, do people still say hoochie?

- The D.T. Show- Honestly, a party just ain't the same without homie. Whether it's stealing bottles of Grey Goose (which he successfully accomplished this time around), his nightlong dancescapade with the busted black chick, or almost inciting a riot at the coat check, you can pretty much guarantee no moment ever dull when he's around.

- The night was later capped off with a late night royal rumble. Haha, what do you expect at an Asian party? While we waited outside in the frigid cold for Phil, apparently some dude spat on some chick, leading up to an all out brawl outside ESPACE. First thing you see is some short Asian chick cursing and dropping the N-Bomb (Yes, the N-bomb) while slapping up this one dude. Bouncers try to restore order, restraining both the female and dude. Out of left field, the girls homeboy lays a haymaker on the guy. This somehow leads to a whole bunch of other people just letting fists fly. Shit, there as more girl-on-girl action, double teams, and head shots than a porno. And now I know why I don't go to Asian parties as much anymore.

Another year gone, with more memories to follow.

Happy New Year!

I'd like to wish those of you reading this a happy and prosperous new year.

I'm not going into details from last night because I'm still salty about a my win streak ending in NBA 2k8. That cockface Eddie House..

But yeah, I'll drop a small update later on...

Peace out bitches.