CHAMILLI CHAMILLI CHAMILLI

After all, everybody seems to be doing an "A-Milli" freestyle these days. Koopa goes in and murks this joint. My second favorite freestyle, next to Fabs. Check it out!

SPARTAAAAAA!!!!

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WTF is up with my Gatorade?

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I've got to see "The Dark Knight"

ASAP. Anyone else down for IMAX tomorrow? Holla at ya boy.

SMH

Chase Utley to New York fans....

Done Son!

R.I.P. - Air Jordan XI
D.O.B. - 1995
C.O.D. - Kevin Shih (Foot Stomp)

It's Not that Serious!

lol, seriously... This lady who works in my building starts bugging out because she missed an elevator. (which usually comes every 10 seconds)

Lady: These people are so fucking inconsiderate! Did they not see me running?!
Me: *shrugs* I guess not... It's all good though, another will arrive in no time.
Lady: How do you know that?
Me: There are six elevators on this side. It'll be here soon.
-20 seconds later-
Lady: WHERE IS IT?!
Me: (Elevator arrives) Here we go!
Lady: Damn it! Finally!

Total Elapsed Time: 30 seconds

That lady's impatience made my day. Hahahaha

Progress

I've had only two stoges today. It's now 7:18 P.M.

Who's proud of me?

I'm a Complete Catch!

One day, I can only wish to have the same swag as this clown.


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