Rain Makers

So, Hurricane Hanna really fucked up my Saturday. Not only did I get drenched on my way back home @ 2 in the morning, I was basically locked down in my building today since EVERY single time I stepped outside, it would downpour. The rain God's seriously hate me.

Thankfully there's college football on. Maybe the rain will die down soon, so that I can drink away my stress until Monday.

A friend of mine decided that he wanted to form a Queens "Redeem Team." Apparently, the Olympic Gold Medal winning U.S. basketball team has gotten to his head so much, he wants to I guess "feel" the same glory the Olympians did? Either way, to show how serious and dedicated he is, he created scouting report on PowerPoint.

Lucky me! I was selected (due to the lack of real talent) to join his squad. Here is his in-depth analysis on my game.

• John Leong
• Hofstra U. ’07
• 6’1 135 lbs.
• Comparables: Jason Kapono/Mike Dunleavy Jr.
• Position: SG/SF
• Strengths: Outside presence. Ability to fire in crunch time.
• Liabilities: Needs to be more aggressive.

Shit, I always thought I had the weapons, arrogant swagger, and terry cloth persona to be compared to Sasha Vujacic. But I guess the two overpaid white boys listed above will do.